I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

[180digi]

RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

Im actually trying to keep this one from being banned, but i dont think its going to work. =/

[Sage_Of_Seasons]

RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

Hi!!! im new here!! im 15! I have some advice! Tell him off and then kick him in the nuts!! LOL!!

[Tokzic]

Re: RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

Hi!!! im new here!! im 15! I have some advice! Tell him off and then kick him in the nuts!! LOL!!

You forgot to state your gender twenty-eight times.

[esupin]

RE: Re: RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

Are you sure his name isn't spelled 'Joel?'
I've never heard of a Jole.

[sir_slamfist]

state farm

yep i no how it feels to get stalked.and thats pretty strange cuz im a guy.but u no those state farm agents?with there saying,"like a good neighbor,state farm is there"?oh god there outside my house again...brb...

[Arthur122368]

RE: state farm

There is this one guy that is always walking around, and he is creepy. He does the same thing everyday, no one knows his name, he always brings back bagels, and he wears weird sunglasses.



My school just put out a warning to watch for a rust colored orange van.
They say there offering candy....

[Arthur122368]

RE: state farm

I dont know how to edit... Um

*bag of bagels

[180digi]

Re: RE: state farm

I dont know how to edit... Um

*bag of bagels

Just look for the big button that says EDIT

[Detained_Theory]

HI STARSHOT.
You should like
Go out with him for a week or two
And act all nice and stuff (DO NOT MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT AT ALL)
Then dump him, while doing so, use these lines;
"It's not me, it's you." and "It's just...you're two f***ing ugly...."
Oh, video tape and putfile.com plz.

Then send it in to "America's Funniest Home Videos," so not only will he be humiliated country-wide, but you'll get money for doing it, too.

[chickendude]

video tape + putfile THEN send it in to funny video show 10101

or you could always use an AED, those always work

[Fungishroom]

I love stalking people in random places for no apparent reason. Man oh man. I can stalk people on bycycles all day long for miles.

[chickendude]

wait,
were you that strange dude who was following me when I was biking?

OH, I KNEW I RECOGNIZED YOU FROM SOMEWHERE

[ckj846]

I'm surprised that this thread hasn't been locked...

[ImEric12]

Re: RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

or one day you should just wear a huge cape

That won't work. I wore a huge cape to school one day and it was like the best day of my entire life.

Oh man capes are awesome.

Seriously. People just have the urge to respect you when you wear a cape with your name painted in gold spray paint on the back. It's crazy.

[MrGiggles]

Whatever you do, don't ask him if he's stalking you. They love it when you ask them that. It'll encourage him.