I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

[jewpinthethird]

Do something extremely weird around him.
Or, fart really loudly and say, "God! That Mexican food just goes right through me" That'll work for sure. If it doesn't, then there is something wrong with him.

Better yet, fart and say "oh man, I think I just sh*t my pants" and run off.

Unless your stalker friend has a sh*t fetish, it should work.

[Tokzic]

Unless your stalker friend has a sh*t fetish, it should work.

That'd be some serious backfire right there - it'd be good to say, "No one follow me," before running off. Just in case.

[jewpinthethird]

"No one follow me"

Hahah.

[_m0nkeyz_]

Tell him that your scaring him, and that you are feeling stalked... If that doesn't work just hit him across the face with a binder/textbook xP

[Boneti]

oh snap! go cut yourself

[jewpinthethird]

Tell him that your scaring him

There is a flaw in your logic.

[Tasselfoot]

GL with that. As resident grammar nazi, I'd like to request that you start typing in sentences and leave out the enormous amounts of non-letter characters. Typing like one is in HS is really not difficult, but frankly, I thought you were a 12 year old boy from your posts.

Then again, if you WERE a 12 year old boy, you wouldn't be having this problem.

Also, a guy liking you really isn't that big of a deal. Just wait until you're old enough to drink and go to bars, getting hit on by sleezy drunk men in fake leather jackets and slicked back hair drinking Bud Ice.

[dontcareaboutmyid]

a swift kick in the nuts sobers you up mighty quick though tass

[lord_carbo]

GL with that. As resident grammar nazi, I'd like to request that you start typing in sentences and leave out the enormous amounts of non-letter characters. Typing like one is in HS is really not difficult, but frankly, I thought you were a 12 year old boy from your posts.

Lets slaaap dis gwammer nzi up

Anyway, when you meet that stalker boy, tell him to f**k off. Works on the 9 ladies that stalk me all the time. Hell, one of them is outside on my doorstep begging to get laid. Damn I'm a pimp!

[NaOTa4231]

Bud Ice.

[Shadow_of_fear]

Re: RE: Re: RE: I feel stalked...do you feel stalked!

Don't bathe for like...a week or so.

No, wait, bathe in bacon grease...for a week or so. Man, no one will want to get near you after that.

Or you could bring a knife to school, just in case.

Or a gun...yeah, bring a gun.

And shoot people for no reason.

It is a very efficient way to scare people off.

Or kill a hobo and where his/her skin.

LOLOLOL!! Thats a good idea.. i wish i could do that!

[Shadow_of_fear]

a swift kick in the nuts sobers you up mighty quick though tass

i think i will! :P

[Shadow_of_fear]

Tell him that your scaring him, and that you are feeling stalked... If that doesn't work just hit him across the face with a binder/textbook xP

YEAH!! i think thats a good idea!

[Shadow_of_fear]

GL with that. As resident grammar nazi, I'd like to request that you start typing in sentences and leave out the enormous amounts of non-letter characters. Typing like one is in HS is really not difficult, but frankly, I thought you were a 12 year old boy from your posts.

Then again, if you WERE a 12 year old boy, you wouldn't be having this problem.

Also, a guy liking you really isn't that big of a deal. Just wait until you're old enough to drink and go to bars, getting hit on by sleezy drunk men in fake leather jackets and slicked back hair drinking Bud Ice.

Ummmmmm.... are u talking about me? If you were..thats real funny....wow.....thats amasing.....ha....cheese...

[Shadow_of_fear]

Do something extremely weird around him.
Or, fart really loudly and say, "God! That Mexican food just goes right through me" That'll work for sure. If it doesn't, then there is something wrong with him.

Better yet, fart and say "oh man, I think I just sh*t my pants" and run off.

Unless your stalker friend has a sh*t fetish, it should work.

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