I hate people (but I love kitties)

[Varia]

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All melty like acid has been spilled all over his insides.

[lightdarkness]

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You're so kind Whorli Taking that cat in during it's time of need, and finding it a good home.

I envy you Since you're so nice, i'll go take a pic of my kitty brb

[whorlichan]

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@ Panda and...anananananana (how do I stop!)

Tass is not "the boss of me" but I have this terrible mental illness--I love him, and therefore try to respect his wishes when I can. In this instance, he's not only logically right (house is way too small for 3, and I don't have enough free time to devote good cuddles to each one as it is) but I've already promised, way before Mr. Machiavelli showed up, to limit myself to 2 cats until we move into a really big house.

I'll be keeping him as long as necessary to find him a good home, but I'm not keeping him forever.

[stretchypanda]

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I'd take it, if cats could be safely transported through the mail. Y'know... mice and everything.

Plus Guido's allergies would be sad.

[whorlichan]

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Not to mention your dog might mistake him for a rat and try to eat him

Or, judging by the size of his paws, he'll grow to be bigger than she is and try to eat HER.

[Omeganitros]

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GOD, you gave me a scare Whorli.

Tass is not "the boss of me" but I have this terrible mental illness

I was like, "OMFG ASIGHLADNFBANBLIAUVBIULBA OMFG OMFG" but then you were like

I love him, and therefore try to respect his wishes when I can.

and I was like "....*whew*....that was a close one...."

[NightSonnett]

That kitten is so cute.

I can't possibly see how tass can ignore that little fella. He needs some lovin, and a good whorli and tass home would help

[Tasselfoot]

I put my foot down. It stays down. We can not accomidate a 3rd cat in our house. PLUS the 3rd wheel who rents out the downstairs....

Also ananana, I have a say, as we live together. Therefore, its my house too... a little bit.

Regardless, it still looks like a funky possum-rat thing.

[Omeganitros]

But it's not like Tass Whorli are the only Kitty Reservation in the world. Someone else will take good care of the little bugger.

[Tasselfoot]

I had about 5 excellent suggestions for cat use:

1. Sell it to a Chinese restaurant.
2. Sell it to a perfume company.
3. Throttle it as entertainment on the drive to Trenton.
4. Let it loose to roam the Wild Jungle of Trenton.
5. Sell it to someone who makes furs out of baby cats.
6. Give it to my brother.
7. Put it back in the box, back under the bush, and call the cops to arrest the bitch who did it for Cruelty to Animals.

[Squeek]

I had about 5 excellent suggestions for cat use:

*Lists 7 items*

Neat.

Wild cats live happy enough lives. Mature it a little then let it go.

~Squeek

[Tasselfoot]

5 and 7 are close to each other.

[87x]

He said 5 excellent suggestions, not 5 suggestions in total. He wanted us to see that although he doesn't want the cat, he has good Ideas as what to do with it.
Preferably I would of shot it. Cats are annoying and unmanagable, but seeing as you love them so much whorli I would just throw it out the window after you went to sleep.

[jewpinthethird]

Wild cats live happy enough lives. Mature it a little then let it go.

But then it might become dependent.

[whorlichan]

Wow...all these suggestions sure are...scary. I'm tempted to call Animal Cruelty on half of you guys. (Jewp, Panda, the good guys, you can stay.)

In any case, a girl from Temple has offered to take him, 4-hour feedings and belly rubbings and all. Hopefully she will not do any of the horrifying things you evil people have mentioned but will be nice to him and treat him like the little Prince he is