To shave, or not to shave?

[Privateer]

Holy god fucking shit bitch! You look 95% like me English teacher from 9th grade. WOW! You have no idea how much I wish I could talk to him. He was awesome. He was also fired.

Keep it (so you look like Mr. Parker), even though you would look better shaved.

[stretchypanda]

Groom it.

[The_Q]

Yeah, if you keep it at least keep it clean.

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[Laharl]

Cleaning up sucks.

I haven't shaved in, like, 4 days.

[Omeganitros]

"CLEANING BAD. BRAINS GOOOOOD..."

[stretchypanda]

I shave every day. Stop whining.

[The_Q]

Stretchy, would you happen to be Russian?

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