To shave, or not to shave?

[jewpinthethird]

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From a girl:

Keep it. A little (well-groomed) facial hair is teh sex.

You like the Tickle dont you?

She wore her Che Gueverra shirt.

HI-LAR-I-OUS. I love how capitalists are making money off of the image of Che Gueverra, the anti-capitalist. It is almost as dumb as the whole "Anarchy" shirt thing.

[QreepyBORIS]

asdf

I'm not even kidding about this. :O

[Musical_Master]

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Jewpin, from every pic I've seen of you, it's like you never even grew facial hair. So how would you know about the beard?

He likes the tickle.

[jewpinthethird]

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I only grow beards when I am uber-lazy. I only have sideburns at the moment.

Qreepy, number one hilarious.

[CypherToorima]

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Some facial hair is ok if it looks good, but guys, come on. A beard is not a chick magnet at all, no matter how much it's trimmed. And brushing a beard sounds even more disgusting for women.

Dont brush the beard infront of them silly. And beards are chick magnets. Look at all the celebrities, they all are growing beards. It is hip too look not hip. Being hip = babe magnet. People might even mistake you for a celebrity, and then you can ride in all kinds of limos and do all kinds of cocaine.

And all the ladies will be all "Hey, Beardy McBeard Face, tickle me with your kisses."

Let's see all you beard-haters try tickling your ladies with your kisses. GOOD LUCK, because you dont have a beard and thus, you can not tickle no ladies. Here, I made a psuedo-visual to help out all you beard haters.

Beard + Kisses the Ladies = Tickles

No Beard + Kisses the Ladies = No tickle

Ladies want the tickle. The tickle is kind of like Bungee Jumping; it makes the knees weak from excitement, and once you start, you cant stop.

All the sexy latin lovers (who arent homosexuals) have mustaches because they know the ladies want the tickle. With a beard, you just get 10 times the tickle.

Soon ladies will be all "Hey, let me get on that man train, AWOOOGA."

Quoted because I couldn't stop laughing after I read it and you all needed to know that.

Also, keep it.

[ThEclipse]

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pic

Nsync/10

[GuidoHunter]

HERE'S what you should do...



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[evilbutterfly]

Be sure to make that face all the time, too.

But seriously, show us a pic of what it is now so we have instant reference and be like "That's teh sex" or "I puked when I saw your ub3r hairiness!"

But if I remember correctly....keep it.

[RobbyZero]

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No, you don't need a beard. What you REALLY need, however-

Are MUTTON CHOPS

Then what you have to do is braid them into dreadlocks. Then what you have to do is put little beads and bells on the dreadlocks so they swing around and jingle so people know when you're coming. That would kick ass.

Hey I have these so called "Mutton Chops" lmao, for real too.

[The_Q]

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Ok, I saved that screenshot. It's just too good to be true.

Ok, just shave it off. That way you don't worry about styling it!

Q

[Anticrombie0909]

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I only have sideburns at the moment.

*High five*

Few ago I decided to grow out my sideburns as an experiment to see how they looked. Now I love them and I've got the most Jewbagginlicious sideburns you could ask for. They rule.

[Laharl]

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I only have sideburns at the moment.

*High five*

Few ago I decided to grow out my sideburns as an experiment to see how they looked. Now I love them and I've got the most Jewbagginlicious sideburns you could ask for. They rule.

There is no way your sideburns are better than my little brother's.

[Ignite]

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I only have sideburns at the moment.

*High five*

Few ago I decided to grow out my sideburns as an experiment to see how they looked. Now I love them and I've got the most Jewbagginlicious sideburns you could ask for. They rule.

There is no way your sideburns are better than my little brother's.

Ask RobbyZero/UWSTopgun to send you a pix of him. His are not even side burns, its a bush.

[UWSTopGun]

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Haha fucker XD It's so true, They are pretty damn huge. They went from really cool sideburns to really thick mutton/beard

[Laharl]

For those that wanted a picture, this was taken 5 seconds ago.