ATTN: ppl in ze amerika

[Omeganitros]

Get a random action figure toy to show us.

Buy something that you have no idea what it does, but it looks cool.

[QreepyBORIS]

Buy Transformers Paraphenalia.

And sushi, I guess.

But moreover, get engrish objects.

[Tantric]

I have a question..Is there alot of sex stuff there?

[Afrobean]

Yea get some weird japanese porn.

[QreepyBORIS]

I was in Montreal, and its like:

Sushi house, SEX SHOP, Steak house, SEX SHOP, Tourism information, another steakhouse, SEX SHOP.

But that's French Canada, not Japan.

[dmleet]

No... If you're going to Japan, you better be looking for hentai. No offense, but jap males have short penis and average boobs size is really small for females.

[Afrobean]

But japanese girls are hawt and stuff...

[Kenzya]

Bring home some japanese. Ya know, some people.

[Tantric]

Afrobean said:,

But japanese girls are hawt and stuff...

You got that right! There are only a few asian chicks at school, but DAMN! they have the looks, equiments, full!

[evilbutterfly]

Buy one of their giant bipedal robots, I say again!

Or better yet, if you can't afford it, steal it by hiring some ninja/assassins to help you infiltrate their top secret research labs, and nab the newest model. Then fly to my house and give it to me. If you do, I'll reimburse you for hiring the ninja/assassins.

[Moogy]

I agree with the Engrish items suggestion.

[Varia]

About the going to a store and trying to buy things. Some gaijin friends of mine have gone into stores and wanted to buy stuff, while speaking in Japanese. The clerks couldn't understand them, not because their Japanese sucked, but because they thought, "What? This is preposterous! A foreigner is speaking our language?! I don't believe it. He must be speaking English. I'll try to listen for English". So anyways, yeah, that's what that was about.

As far as things to buy, try to make some money I guess haha. Buy some cheap J-pop CD's and sell them at outrageous prices to any Japanese freaks you know back in the states. That and/or just unique Japanese stuff in general.

Oh, also, try using these words, you'll get a laugh. And you can get away with it, because you're a foreigner. But use them with girls only, okama-san. haha
せっぷん=old fashioned ちゅ(kiss)
ほうよう=old fashioned ぎゅ(hug)
せっかん=old fashioned ぎゅ(hug)
くすんくすん / しくしく=crying sound

[Snapps]

Ask someone to take you to a mall with an arcade/game store, they have to have a good Konami game there...

And send pics, duh.

[bvbaseball1]

Tantric, Hm... my school is uh... missing the good looking asian chicks.. Can we borrow some of yours? lol...