What is the worst movie ever?

[bvbaseball1]

Dude I was in a theatre with every seat taken on the first showing on opening day, and just SEING chuck norris on the screen made the entire theatre burst out laughing... also the 'fucking chuck norris' line... omg i was dying.

[djsmalls]

gigli and soul plane...

[Jam930]

I really hated the third Lord of the Rings. The others were ok... but...

the third was so damn long. I had to use the bathroom and I'm thinking

"oh... well good thing it's almost over!"

Well... it was torture. There were at least 7 decent ending points in that movie. I didn't hold it the whole time ofcourse, but it's still rediculous.

There wasn't much of a story either. First and 2nd were good.

The third Matrix was awful and retarded.

One reason: There just weren't enough of those squid things.

[Moogy]

Yeah, they should have just stopped following the books and ended it whenever. Defeating the point of the movies would be a great ending.

[Sinjin]

Jam, if you had read the books, then I guarantee you would not have wanted the movie to "just end anywhere". It's a terrific story, which might be hard to appreciate in a theatre for three and a half hours with a full bladder and you're not that big of a fantasy fan to begin with...

LOL, I always thought ROTK was too short, to be perfectly honest.

[GuidoHunter]

Ooh, I've got another one. Van Helsing. I have NEVER wanted to walk out of a movie before, but I wanted to get the hell out of there within the first twenty minutes. I actually tried to go to sleep to avoid having to scour my eyes with a rusty SOS pad afterward. God, that movie sucked.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Kenzya]

Kenzya, the movie sounds like "Contact" but it's her dead father contacting her. It was way too long and highly dramatized. We watched it for Physics. Don't ask why.

~Squeek

Oh God yes, Contact. Awful movie. Worst I've ever seen. I've never actually wanted to walk out on a movie so bad, let alone.. I've never wanted to walk out on a movie.

[JurseyRider734]

I agree with Sinjin, i LOVELOVELOVE the 3rd LOTR. God was that a good movie. I liked it the best out of the three, thinking the second was the worst.

[GuidoHunter]

Second one was my favorite; it was the only one that really impressed me. The first one was okay, but kinda boring, and the third one was kinda boring even though it shouldn't have been. The battles in The Two Towers ruled.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Jam930]

2nd one was the best...

By the way...I just saw fightclub... and I'm very suspicious of reality right now.

[Brutalmouse]

Either About Schmidt, or the 25th Hour.