Kommisar's Fast Food Critique Thread

[who_cares973]

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jack in the box
eh theyre about average/ not bad but not great either

[kommisar]

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haha bmah that poutine..........

I'll admit, first impression I got from their poutine was a brick much like BK does.

[t-rogdor]

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Kommi and everyone going to AN, when you come to Toronto you need to try Smokes Poutine and Gandhi's (they specialize in making roti's).

i've legit wanted to go to Smokes for like 2 years now lmao. Shit looks gold.

I can't exactly find a menu for Gandhi's because there's only one location.

It's a pita filled with potatos, curry, and the filling of your choosing whether it's chicken, vegan, lamb, so on and so forth. They tend to go for about $10-$15 and you can choose between mild, medium, hot, and very hot. Medium is about as spicy as jalapeno so you can imagine what the others are like.

OKAY WELP I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING NEXT SUMMER

[who_cares973]

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jalapenos arent very spicy so id probably go for hot

[Ghakimx]

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lol that's about the same as an indian guy telling you that curry in india isn't that spicy.

[smartdude1212]

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McDonalds
Their new angus burger caught me by surprise as it was a very decent cut of beef

1/3 pound of the same beef that comes with every other sandwich. It just holds together much better compared to the 1/10 pound on your typical cheeseburger.

with a very nice flavor.

That would be the special seasoning that is used to ~enhance~ the burger and distinguish it from everything else.

Some of their other specialty sandwiches are quite decent as well.

The new McBistro sandwiches aren't bad but can be messy as ****.

One thing people have started to talk about here lately is the quality of their coffee. People wouldn't usually think of getting coffee at McDonalds, but I'll say this from experience: it's not that bad. Compared to the 42 Tim Hortons franchises in Moncton, this coffee is a nice alternative and actually has flavor.

McD's is stealing away Tim Hortons' customers with all their "free coffee all day" promotions -- not to mention the new lattes and cappucinos and whatnot.

McDonalds' new menu and café style renovations have been a success in my eyes and I certainly wouldn't mind trying a few more things on their menu.

The smoothies... are pretty ****ing awesome for the quick service industry.

[kommisar]

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Didn't notice it was the same beef. Silly me.


Tim Hortons coffee is horrid and tastes like nothing, yet is great when you want caffeine for cheap

[bmah]

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Review Wendy's Kommi.

+ baconator

[kommisar]

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yeah forgot about that one. I'll do it later

[t-rogdor]

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here's a good review btw

okay so heads up do you like to get your mind blown because check this shit

REASONS TACO BELL RULES #1- FUCEN DRINKS

OKAY so look at this shit

MOUNTAIN DEW BAJA SHITTING CHRIST OH MY LORD IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. Do you think you can get this anywhere else but Taco Bell? Do you? well guess whYOU'RE WRONG, SHITLORD

this shit is so OBVIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPPED IT LOOKS LIKE A WOOKE SCORE

not only that but baja blast is literally fucen chemically formulated to taste good

WITH TACO BELL'S FOOD

CAN YOU HANDLE THAT?
IT'S MADE TO LITERALLY MAKE TACO BELL'S FOOD TASTE BETTER

REASONS TACO BELL OWNS #2- BRAND PARTNERSHIP

ok so usually i'm way fucen against brand loyalty but peep this shit right here-

okay do you see that? i know your eyes register that but do you TRULY SEE IT?
try again motheru****er

LOOK AT THIS SHIT
DO YOU SEE THIS
DO U REALLY SEE THIS?
LET ME spell it out for you
D. O. R. I. T. O.

T. A. C. O..

I think you get it now.

Dorito. Goddamn Taco.

REASONS TACO BELL RULES #3- FOURTHMEAL
IF I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE TO YOU, JUST STOP READING NOW AND DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT. DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK AND TWITTER. DESTROY YOUR COMPUTER AND HANG YOURSELF BECAUSE TACO BELL IS OPEN TILL 2AM

REASONS TACO BELL RULES #4-

THAT NEW GOURMET MENU HORSESHIT

ok do you like chipotle NIGA FUC CHIPOTLE

taco bell's got all you need with their new gourmet menu (gourmet means it tastes really good and we all know taco bell already tastes good so shut the hell up this is going to make you literally cream yourself when you eat it okay)
LOOK AT THIS

do you see who made this shit for them
****ing chef LORENA GARCIA
do you not know who she iCHECK THIS SHIT OUT

HUFFINGTON POST'S CHEF OF THE WEEK NOV 2011 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...n_1033117.html

NIG'S FROM MIAMI U KNOW THEY CAN MAKE FOOD DOWN THERE

NIGG AHCECK THIS OUT RIGHT HERE http://www.cheflorenagarcia.com/page...quor-de-cassis

I'M really big into cocktails and i can tell you right nowTHAT TASTES FUCEN GOOD

THEY LET THIS WOMAN MAKE A WHOLE D*AMN MENU FOR TACO BELL

IF YOU DON'T LOVE THAT GET OUT

REASONS TACO BELL RULES #5- the SAUCE

here's a basic rundown of the sauces
NUMBER 1- VERDE

THIS SHIT IS LITERALLY JALAPENO SAUCE
I COULD DRINK IT IN MY SLEEP IT'S SOME ****ING GOOD ASS SHIT IT TASTES GREAT

NUMBER 2- MILD

GREAT TASTE LACKS HEAT THOUGH. NEEDS MORE SPCIE

NUMBER 3- HOT
GOOD ****ING FLAVOR, OK HEAT. REPLACE MY BLOOD WITH THIS RIGHT HERE
NUMBER 4- FIRE
KING OF DA SAUCES. REPLACE THE WATER IN MY BODY WITH THIS AND PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF
NUMBER 5- SMOKED

actually this one's kinda shit lol

NOT TO MENTION LOOK AT THE HILARIOUS STUFF THE PACKETS SAY

• Help! I can't tell where I am. It's dark and I can hear laughing.
• I'm taking the day off. See next packet.
• I've been through fire for you!
• My sauce is an honor student at Taco State.
• This is gonna end with you eating me, isn't it?
• Why order a taco when you can ask it politely?

comedy. fucen. gold.

REASONS TACO BELL RULES #6 (FINAL)- THAT CHIHUAHUA EVEN THOUGH THEY GOT RID OF HIM

hey. remember this gu

WELL HE REMEMBERS U AND HERE'S HERE TO MESS YOUR SHIT UP

THIS DOG IS THE DOG TO END ALL DOGS. HE CAN DANCE, HE CAN SWIM, HE CAN FIGHT OFF GODZILLA AND, GET THIS HIS OWNER GOT FREE TACO BELL.
does your dog get you free taco bell? no? that's what i THOUGHT, ****ASS.
PEEP THIS

this dog gets laid so much that he went straight for the taco just like a tru nig 4 life. that's right.
this dog gets more than you.
you fucen nerd.
you can't mess with this dog. he'll slap your shit so hard you'll be speaking russian for weeks
and holy shit 2 TACOS FOR 99 CENTS? THAT'S LIKE $1,000 EACH IN ZIMBABWE MONEY THAT DEAL FUCEN RULES

so in summation

screw all y'all

taco bell rules

smoke weed erry day

[AlexDest]

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get taco bell to sponsor you and your stepMania files

[t-rogdor]

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i'm gonna play on j1 and get a huge subscriber base on youtube and get taco bell to pay me in dorito shells

[kommisar]

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jesus christ rog

[MarioNintendo]

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Fast Foot. I thought this would be a jumpstream chart reviewing thread. Is disappoint. At least it's by Kommi
Seriously, though, my top picks in this list (based on the fast foods we have in Quebec (aka no New York Fries)) have to be Harvey's and McDo at times... gosh these make my inner obese child happy!

[midnghtraver]

Re: Kommisar's Fast Foot Critique Thread

Fast Foot. I thought this would be a jumpstream chart reviewing thread. Is disappoint. At least it's by Kommi
Seriously, though, my top picks in this list (based on the fast foods we have in Quebec (aka no New York Fries)) have to be Harvey's and McDo at times... gosh these make my inner obese child happy!

I thought he was gonna review Fast Foot's new song hahaha

http://soundcloud.com/fast-foot/jaycen-amour-pron-nothing-to