keep ur head up or down whatevers most comfortable idk but ya i repsect u cuz u respect others and we all have opinions to share, so respect one another and keep being urself or someone else watever
Originally posted by ~Tao of Dossar
I never self-reflect, and therefore, I have no negative thoughts about myself. However I am also aware about my successes.
Seeing how we are all going to hell, Satan is gonna have the best FFR/SM team ever assembled. See you guys there.
Why did Helen Keller use one hand to masturbate?
She used the other hand to moan
keep ur head up or down whatevers most comfortable idk but ya i repsect u cuz u respect others and we all have opinions to share, so respect one another and keep being urself or someone else watever
Originally posted by ~Tao of Dossar
I never self-reflect, and therefore, I have no negative thoughts about myself. However I am also aware about my successes.
Well, I remember when my Mom and I went to pick up my step-father's ashes from the crematorium. I held the box the ashes were in and the first thing my mom said was "The top isn't fastened down so hold onto it." She then proceeded to swerve the truck up and down the hilly roads, scaring the crap out of me. By the time we got home, I found out the ashes were in a bag in the box.
Oh good lord. Okay, so three years ago, I was dating this guy and I went to the city with him for a party his family was throwing. I stayed the night there because there was drinking and the next morning, his dad asked if we would go to church with him. I wanted to make a good impression so of course I went. Everything was going fine until the priest began his homily. He proceeded to talk about how Eve was a bitch and it's all women's fault that we are born with sin. And then following these comments, with all seriousness said, "And that brings us to the next evil... condoms... rubbers... birth control." The tone of his voice was so low and serious, I just couldn't stop myself from laughing. The entire homily I was biting the inside of my cheek in attempt to not laugh, and I lost it. Good thing there were only like maybe 20 people at the service. ;_;
The family didn't hate me afterward at least, they were trying their hardest not to laugh too lawl.
During Christian Education class we had to come up with a sinful product so I partnered up with somebody and jokingly made up a "Do it Yourself Abortion Kit" with coat hangers, a portable vacuum, and a bucket. My partner laughed and convinced me to actually do it so I told her I'd only do it if she was the one presenting it. She did and I laughed terribly loud and hard while my teacher stood there with a shocked look on her face. She never really liked me after that. I regret nothing.
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