Pntballa18 had just finished testing the optical key map, and was chattering away with Argo about it.
“Yeah, so basically you just put your eyeball in front off the optical scanner that’s built in to all of the FFR regulated keyboards and the computer tracks your eye movements to hit the arrows.” He was saying excitedly.
“Aww, that’s so sweet.” He replied. “I’m still testing Spin it Up V3.”
The rest of the nights activities were pretty ordinary. There were songs being played, credits being earned, and Reeses and Snickers being eaten left and right.
Everyone was in fine spirits, and enjoying FFR to its fullest.
That is expect for dooey100. Dooey had something else on his mind.
“Super smash brothers brawl is out,” He thought to himself. “And I have to sit in here playing FFR for endless hours.
As everyone else was laughing and enjoying themselves, dooey let out a long mournful sigh.
This caught the attention of no one other than synthlight himself, who promptly appeared at the end of the room.
“Can I help you dooey100?” he asked in a courteous and yet somehow terrifying tone.
“Uhhh,” he responded. “It’s just that….I really want to play Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Do you think I could go out for a couple hours?”
Synthlight’s gaze intensified.
“So, you mean to tell me, that with all the bugs and testing still to be done, you would rather play a videogame?”
“Well technically speaking FFR is a videogame as well Mr Synthlight sir.” He replied.
“SILENCE” Synthlight roared in retort to dooeys statement.
“If you like to play games then you may play.” Synth said as he regained his composure. “Please, exit out of this door.” And he gestured to a door at the far end of the room.
Dooey happily complied, and walked off to the far door.
He opened the handle, and went in the room.
However, he did not find himself in the outside air, but rather in a small black room.
“Wha-what?” He said as confusion set in.
The door behind him slammed, locking him in a now pitch-black room.
He sat on the floor bracing for the worst.
However, nothing happened expect a large plasma television illuminated.
“Well this isn’t so bad,” Dooey thought to himself.
Then it started.
2girls1cup was put on the screen in a constant loop. Followed up with the video’s sound magnified by the perfect acoustics in the tiny prison.
“NOOOOOOOOOO!” dooey screamed in agony. “LET ME OUTT!”
All that replied to his request is a compartment that opened in the wall that contained a cup filled to the brim with fresh feces.
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