1000 ways to get banned from walmart

[obie32one]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from walmart

Walk around with women's langere' (spl) over you clothing.

[Adamaja456]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from walmart

Walk into Walmart with those pants Party boy uses. Go to where theres lots of people shopping or lots of workers. Rip your pants off and take a fatty dump infront of them.

[DDR_Mike]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from walmart

Lol, that's not where I got this thread idea from, I got it from one of my forums.
18. Push over an old lady.

[Calico_1]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from walmart

17. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meowwww. :3

[obie32one]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from walmart

Encourage as many people as you can to join in having a sword fight with the wrapping paper.

[u84]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from walmart

19. (I did this one today, actually) Call them up pretending you lost your kid:

Worker: "Hello?"
You: " (Crying) I can't find my son anywhere. Oh my gosh, I'm so worried. I think I left him at your store."
Worker: "Oh my. What is his name? We'll ask for him on the loudspeaker."
You: "His name is Mike."
Worker: "(On loudspeaker) Is there a Mike anywhere? We are looking for a Mike. Has anyone found a Mike? (To you) I'm sorry, does he have a last name?"
You: Yes, it is Hawk."
Worker: "Ok. (On loudspeaker) Is there a Mike Hawk anywhere? We are looking for Mike Hawk. Has anyone found Mike Hawk? Oh my God.."

Hang up. Make sure you use *67.

[obie32one]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from walmart

Ask if they can call Hugh Jass to the front desk.

[u84]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from walmart

Or Mike Hunt.

[DDR_Mike]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from walmart

Spray grafitti all over the front of the building.