The "bad joke/pun" game

[SulferDragon]

Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

Why can't my threads ever do better?

Ya know, I just realized that whey protein powder has whey to much protein.

[Matrixdude]

Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

Rofl, my threads are the exact same way. But to keep this alive:

Why were the suspenders arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants.

[jugglinguy]

Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

How many dyslexic does it take people a screw lightbulb in to?

This has been the only one that i've not heard.

Laffy taffy have really stupid jokes as well.

There was this 1 inch boy, and he'd never eat more than a crumb, that's why we're surprised he ate the hole thing

Also my threads decline rapidly as well sulfer, not just you.

[TheGreatDecay]

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Did you hear about the Pepsi exec who got fired? He tested positve for Coke.

[SulferDragon]

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I won't let my thread die so easily!

WARNING: The following joke may offend some people! If it does offend you, don't go yelling at me, becuase I warned you.

Anyway, I guess this would be a joke about the War in Iraq. I was just having a nice conversation with someone, and it just happened.

Me: Man, people sure drive like idiots.
Someone: Yeah, I almost got hit three times today.
Me: I wish there were more cops...
Someone: Oh, they're to busy pulling people over for not seat belts. Not important things.
Me: You know, this make me wonder. How do you think they drive in Iraq? ...you know, before the car blows up that is.

[akuma696]

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I know this is bound to offend but here I go anyway:

Me:What's worse than a dead baby?
Friend:What?
Me: 10 dead babies.
Me: What's worse than that?
Friend: Don't know?
Me: A mountain of dead babies.
Me: Well what's worse than that?
Friend: Don't know.
Me: 1 live baby at the bottom.
Me: What's worse than that?
Friend: Don't know.
Me: It has to eat its way out.
Me: What's worse than that?
Friend: Don't know.
Me: It gets to the top of it.
Friend: You're sick.
Me: I know......

[Hepcat06]

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I had to post this.

Classic

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.