The "bad joke/pun" game

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  • #1
    this is a waste of space
    FFR Simfile Author
    SulferDragon
    • Jan 2007
    • 2668

    The "bad joke/pun" game

    This will be fun. All you do is come up with as many bad jokes, and puns as you can think of. Normally I'm full of them, but I'm at a lose for them right now...

    One that my brother always says is:
    Me: "Sorry don't cut the cheese!"
    Brother: "No, but knives do."

    ^ Perfect example of a bad joke


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    • #2
      And She Screams My Name
      Matrixdude
      • Jun 2006
      • 1351
      Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

      I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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        • #3
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          Cj_leonine
          • Mar 2005
          • 2070
          Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

          (inserts Kenzya's sig)
          Status: Innactive Onehander

          Best FC Before Avmiss Fix: . Be Princess . Hellbeat . End Night

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            • #4
              FFR Player
              FalcoLombardi
              • Oct 2006
              • 360
              Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

              Cheezels packets have some really lame jokes.

              Example...
              Teachers says: The bell's gone
              Roger says: I didn't take it


              sigpic

              "Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence..."
              - Vince Lombardi

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                • #5
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                  sammo123
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 1339
                  Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                  me:"thats gross:
                  random person:"your mom's gross

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                    • #6
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                      ieatyourlvllol
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3221
                      Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                      A guy walked into a bar.

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                        • #7
                          FFR Player
                          simulater10
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 839
                          Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                          Originally posted by sammo123
                          me:"thats gross:
                          random person:"your mom's gross
                          i hate when people do that. You say something, and they make a bad joke about your mom. WTF!!!

                          --simulater

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                            • #8
                              FFR Player
                              HazzeACH
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 11
                              Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                              Me: ok so..i was thinking..
                              Friend: (interupts)You were thinking?!
                              Originally posted by Neonatrias
                              That's the point at which either:

                              1) She was cheating and afraid you'd find out.
                              2) She wasn't cheating but wants some other guy.
                              3) She needs a good hard slap in the ****ing face for being emotarded. Send that bitch back to the kitchen.

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                                • #9
                                  Alphabet Crowd
                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                  dashoe93
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 2953
                                  Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                                  ME: whats the worst thing you've done?
                                  A PERSON: your mom.

                                  ~DAshoe93~

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                                    • #10
                                      And She Screams My Name
                                      Matrixdude
                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 1351
                                      Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                                      Originally posted by ieatyourlvllol
                                      A nun walked into a bar.
                                      Fix'd

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                                        • #11
                                          this is a waste of space
                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                          SulferDragon
                                          • Jan 2007
                                          • 2668
                                          Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                                          Oldskool time!

                                          Mario: Why does everyone like toad?
                                          Someone: Becuase he's a fun-gi.

                                          I just remebered this one!

                                          Q: What type of music do mummies listen to?
                                          A: Wrap.

                                          Brainflash!

                                          Someone: Where'd my palenta go?
                                          Me: Don't worry there still palenty of it.


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                                            • #12
                                              FFR Player
                                              FalcoLombardi
                                              • Oct 2006
                                              • 360
                                              Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                                              How many dyslexic does it take people a screw lightbulb in to?


                                              sigpic

                                              "Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence..."
                                              - Vince Lombardi

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                                                • #13
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                                                  Engler
                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                  • 2340
                                                  Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                                                  A string walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a beer. He replies, "No strings allowed. Are you a string?" The string then says, "I'm A FRAYED KNOT.

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                                                    • #14
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      HiSummoner
                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                      • 10
                                                      Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                                                      So pikachu is a girl..
                                                      Ash is a boy..
                                                      FACT that ASH IS GAY!!!!!!!
                                                      ..theres also a reason that u cant understand what the mousy thing doesn't talk


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                                                        • #15
                                                          And She Screams My Name
                                                          Matrixdude
                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                          • 1351
                                                          Re: The "bad joke/pun" game

                                                          Don't mess with me, I got a stick

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