Be Careful what you wish for....

[Jack_Spade]

...You just might get it!

Basically you wish for something, and the next person to post has to corrupt that wish, then he wishes, and the next person corrupts it, and so on. (i.e. I wish for a fish, and you give me bad tasting salmon.)

I wish for a Sega CD.

[MrGiggles]

RE: Be Careful what you wish for....

Oh man, I love this type of thread.

Granted, but it comes all scratched up, requiring large amounts of money
and time to repair.

I wish I had a pony.

[super-smashman]

RE: Be Careful what you wish for....

Granted but you have nowhere to put it so you sleep with it in your bed and it rolls over and kills you.

I wish my postcount could go up by 1.




OH SHI!

PS: This has been done before.

[Jack_Spade]

RE: Be Careful what you wish for....

Wish already granted, so you get eaten by a grue.

I wish i had a pet grue.

[igotrhythm]

RE: Be Careful what you wish for....

Turns out that what you got was a pet grueSOME! It eats you in a truly gruesome manner.

My turn...I wish I had a beautiful human female who is between 20 and 25 years of age to be my girlfriend.

[Doug31]

RE: Be Careful what you wish for....

Granted, but she dumps you the very next day.

I wish my current quarter of college ended tomorrow, with me having an A in all of my classes, and not having to take any of the finals.

[FluorescentArmy]

RE: Be Careful what you wish for....

Granted, but then you are forced by the government to join the army. You are shot by an innocent bystander with an AK-47.


I wish for a $3200 Gibson Les Paul Custom Guitar With Pearl Inlay.

[EnmaAi]

Granted, but it disappears, and you find it later, broken into twelve pieces in a dumpster.

I wish my cat wouldn't walk over my keyboard during Challenges.

[super-smashman]

Granted, but it wanders into the street and gets hit by a car later that day when it could have been annoying you.

I wish my parents would give me back my computer.

[gowereinside]

Granted, but they are having sex as a screen saver and you can't delete it...Damn thats nasty to type

I wish for a pony.

[Pumble]

Granted, but your head a splode.

I'm good at this

I wish that i had an mp3 player with 60 gigs of awesome music on it.

[Dj_Ran_chan]

Granted you got a awsome CD player with the best songs on it but they were all illegaly downloaded and you die in jail XD! (if only you hadnt downloaded 60 gigs =D!

I wish for a person to give me what I want in a possitive way without having any probs like me dying jail or it dying or dumping me i just wish for a..... Non Canabalistic Friend! (that can beat a anti canabalistic friend!) That will be my best friend FOREVER! Without being a friend sent to kill me or poison me by accident that cant hurt me in any way!!!

[mead1]

Granted, but this freind wants to become more than freinds with you, and they are of the same gender as you. You mutually decide it would probably be better for you to never speak to each other again after a night of passion at your house. You spend the rest of your school career trying desperately not to notice the others existence.

I wish for a homicidal maniac to jump out from behind this desk and skin me alive. Then eat my internal organs.

[Lightknight924]

I wish I wasn't a n00b/newb anymore. Though, santa won't do that. He's to busy chuckling at my n00by remarks.



Granted, but he has to use a spoon.

[MonkeyFoo]

I wish Jesus would return to earth to deliver us from evil.