Corrupt a Wish Game

[zajac]

The stomach flu goes away, but then you start to have your period, and a couple bears become attracted to the menstration and claw you to death... Sorry... But bears are attracted to periods... It's a proven scientific fact...

I wish I had some Belgium Chocolates right about now...

[bobb5]

U get Belgium Chocolates and eat them, only to find out they are poisned!

I wish i could have my fish, Phred, back.

[Layla-Day]

Your fish comes back, but then it haunts your undies and you walk around smelling like fish all your life(stinky!)

I wish i was never hungry.

[Jello]

ur never hungry cuz my gay penis shootz you in the face

i wish i wasnt gay.

[zajac]

You become not gay anymore but then the Queer Eye For The Straight Guys or w/e start trying to convert you back... You lose... Again...

I wish I didn't have to take such a bad piss...

[Spheroid]

I wish I knew what to wish for . . .

[Stoned_Panda]

(to zajac) you're relieved of the urge to piss, but only by getting ur bladder cut out and replaced with a menacing rooster who messes up ur whole system by sending false messages to ur brain, making it think that you dont have to pee, so u piss urself infront of all ur friends and family.

I wish that I could fly! 8)

[zajac]

You fly but then when you have to pee, you pee, but the air is so cold you pee frozen pee, so it's like kidney stones... Then the army shoots you out of the air for peeing stones...

I wish my wee wee wasn't an inch... FROM THE GROUND! teeheehee

[Layla-Day]

Its not an inch from the ground...but thats because you are now a woman.

I wish pop came in 45 liters.

[zajac]

Pop started coming out in 45 liters and you bought one and drank it in one night and then died from some sophisticated internal bleeding or suchnot...

I wish my armpits smelled like flowers...

[Stoned_Panda]

they smell like flowers... but now not only do they smell like flowers, carnivorous greenery sprouts out of your armpits and snaps at your side until you go crazy and kill yourself.

I wish the moon was made of CHEESE!!!

[kickassbuddy]

Then the mice and the rats move there (somehow) and build a vaporizing gun to zap you!

I wish everything was anime (then guys will look sooo cool and girls will look soooooo hot) ^^

[JenovaSephiroth]

As you are playing DDR, Evil-Zukin pops out of the screen and forces you to be her secks slave for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could fly oh so high in the sky...

[Rebirth0]

Fly high in the sky only to be shot down by terrorists that think you were going to bomb them.

I wish I hadn't pissed off my girlfriend a long time ago.

[JenovaSephiroth]

You didn't piss off your girlfriend but her ex-boyfriend killed you in his sleep out of jealousy...

I wish I had all-u-can-play DDR all the time....