Name one thing NOT to do when playing FFR.

[Commandersa1]

Re: Name one thing NOT to do when playing FFR.

Do NOT play any Touhou game in EX stage or Lunatic AND play FFR.

Or DO NOT attempt to dodge/graze bullets while playing FFR. DO NOT even try to dodge/graze the arrows in FFR. Do NOT use a bomb while you're at it as well.

They should mix Touhou and FFR. Control your character to dodge the arrows while hitting the arrows perfectly. That would be intense.

[Psychotik]

Re: Name one thing NOT to do when playing FFR.

They should also mix hydrochloric acid with sodium hydroxide. It's pretty fun.

[EnR]

Re: Name one thing NOT to do when playing FFR.

Do NOT tell people what NOT to do while playing FFR when playing FFR.
Any direct or indirect relation of this post to another in this thread is purely coincidence.

1. ......................oh really

2. SINCE WHEN WAS I SIGGED IN YOUR SIGGY HOLY **** <3

[meno_rocks123]

Re: Name one thing NOT to do when playing FFR.

They should also mix hydrochloric acid with sodium hydroxide. It's pretty fun.

The second thing that came up when I searched that was this:

http://quizbowl.stanford.edu/archive/ludden89/Mississippi.txt

I was gonna longquote, but got lazy.

Do not play ffr and read longquote at the same time.

[Breakdown16]

Re: Name one thing NOT to do when playing FFR.

Do not play ffr and read longquote at the same time.

Keep it even simpler: Don't multitask while playing FFR.

[FuzenAkuma]

Re: Name one thing NOT to do when playing FFR.

In all seriousness, don't dowload porn, eat a popsicle, put a bowl of ramen by the keyboard, sneeze, blink, get kicked in the side, get kicked in the face, get kicked anywhere, have the PGA Tour leaderboard up in another window, answer the phone, answer the door, answer your mom, answer the question on the quiz show on the television, fap, masturbate, stroke it, poke it, hang upside down from the bunk bed, look behind you, type an essay, smash your keyboard, spasm, think about Michael Jackson, think about ice cream, think about anything, browse forums, play basketball, or jump into the ceiling fan. Anything not in this list is fine.

[Professor Raine]

Re: Name one thing NOT to do when playing FFR.

Consume laxatives.

[Xx{Midday}xX]

Re: Name one thing NOT to do when playing FFR.

Keep it even simpler: Don't multitask while playing FFR.

I always multitask. FFR isn't an exception. It's not like FFR lags, and it's not like my scores drop. It's more practical.

[TheSmoot]

Re: Name one thing NOT to do when playing FFR.

In all seriousness, don't dowload porn, eat a popsicle, put a bowl of ramen by the keyboard, sneeze, blink, get kicked in the side, get kicked in the face, get kicked anywhere, have the PGA Tour leaderboard up in another window, answer the phone, answer the door, answer your mom, answer the question on the quiz show on the television, fap, masturbate, stroke it, poke it, hang upside down from the bunk bed, look behind you, type an essay, smash your keyboard, spasm, think about Michael Jackson, think about ice cream, think about anything, browse forums, play basketball, or jump into the ceiling fan. Anything not in this list is fine.

Another thing would be to not die.

This makes me laugh, though.

[Phynx]

Re: Name one thing NOT to do when playing FFR.

Masturbate.

With a razor blade dildo...