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  • Relambrien
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2006
    • 1644

    #31
    Re: Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)

    To Mr. AdminClaus:

    It has been brought to my attention that you have been acting secretly, giving gifts to young FFRians while avoiding the watchful eye of the Internet Police. Various eyewitnesses have reported you enticing FFRians to take pictures of themselves and send them to you to win a prize (in something you refer to as a "Spontaneous Contest"), pay several dollars periodically for "special attention" (this you refer to as "subscribing"), and even distributing access to a certain substance clinically-proven to be addictive, called Flash Flash Revolution.

    In light of these events, the Internet Police request this year that you do the following:

    -Cease all FFR-related activities
    -Appear in the court room at FBI.gov at precisely 3:00 PM Eastern Time on February the 14th, 2008
    -Give all pictures and funds received from FFRians to a designated member of the Internet Police, who will arrive at your residence within two weeks

    There are no other requests. Thank you, Mr. AdminClaus,

    Internet Police

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    • madmatt621
      Banned
      • Dec 2006
      • 3000

      #32
      Re: Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)

      What I would like for Christmas is:

      - 10,000 credits
      - A profile vote
      - All of the skill tokens
      - A warm profile comment
      - Hire an undercover FBI agent with a double Bachelors in Criminal Justice and Computer Forensics
      - Constant
      Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions in the profile chat

      Merry Christmas,

      madmatt


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      • chidori!
        FFR Player
        • Jun 2007
        • 1603

        #33
        Re: Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)

        dear admincluse i want a mounth sub thank you
        XD

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        • keyslayer101
          FFR Player
          • Dec 2007
          • 105

          #34
          Re: Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)

          Dear AdminClaus,

          so heres mine:

          .make my first post be the 10,000 post
          .a year of ffr subscription
          .me being the new AdminClause
          .my own copy of legend of zelda: phantom menace for the playtendo dsp 360
          .999999999 credits
          .a lamp for no reason
          .me being the next super mario
          .?????
          .world domination
          .a clone of me
          .a cheese burger
          .vertex beta vrofl
          .my fingers being on steroids so i could aaa every song including vertex beta vrofl
          .planet mars

          and thats about it
          theres probably more to that but meh, send me these things anyway

          -keyslayer101-

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          • chunky_cheese
            FFR Player
            • Jul 2004
            • 1736

            #35
            Re: Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)

            I'd say we should stop taking letters around... end of Xmas day?

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            • PK_Endless
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2007
              • 138

              #36
              Re: Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)

              Dear Adminclaus,
              i have been a very good boy this year!! and i would like 4 you to give me the following:
              -Midnight Dragon
              -the Token: Vertex BETA vROFL
              -UR MOM!!!!
              -8592349234834960289 credits
              -the skill to beat Tass
              -the skill to beat xxxsmittyxxx
              -poop's head! (muhahaha)
              -andili's pineapple!
              -no lag on my computer
              -and finnaly....i want.....the song Green Destiny (by Saxxonpike) to be on FFR

              always no end,
              PK endless
              Last edited by PK_Endless; 12-22-2007, 11:07 PM.
              The Great PA Tournament of FFR-3rd place winner (Intermidiate)
              Pmonibuv1 and xX{Midnight}Xx’s Tournament of Dizzy Arrows and PA-1st place winner (Blue Belt [Intermidiate])

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              • nestlekwik
                Retired Staff
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Dec 2002
                • 2317

                #37
                Re: Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)

                Dear Adminclaus,

                Stop writing letters to yourself as I find it to be rather disturbing. But while I have your attention, I noticed we're out of Mr. Pibb. Could you be a darling and pick up a few cases the next time you're out in town? Thank you.

                Love,

                Adminclaus


                Originally posted by MixMasterLar
                Naruto Vs Math Class. That has got to be the funniest choice you'll ever make in your life dude.

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                • lxDestinyxl
                  FFR Player
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 3247

                  #38
                  Re: Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)

                  Dear AdminClaus,

                  I love you. Are you male or female? Oh well.
                  I have been a good boy in year 2007, and I have proved that by AAA'ing Excite Bike ONCE!
                  Anyway, may I have a Moderator-ship in FFR? I will kiss you 'til you die if you do. Please send me this awesome gift!

                  Destiny

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                  • EOP_MAGNITUDE
                    FFR Player
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 31

                    #39
                    Re: Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)

                    Dear AdminClaus:

                    My mommy tried to tell me you aren't real, but I don't believe her. In the fact that I believe in you at the tender age of 16, I would like:

                    3000 Credits
                    A handheld version of FFR
                    Phillips Head Screw Driver(Can't find mine xD)
                    Phoenix Wright 1,2,3

                    Thanks Admin Claus!


                    http://jp.youtube.com/user/M4GNITUDE

                    FFR Info:
                    AAAs: 5
                    FCs: 45
                    Speed Mod: 1.50x
                    Style: Spread(since 12/14/07)
                    Keys Used: a,s,i,l

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                    • MixMasterLar
                      Beach Bum Extraordinaire
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 5401

                      #40
                      Re: Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)

                      may I have a Moderator-ship in FFR?
                      I once asked for that...

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                      • foilman8805
                        smoke wheat hail satin
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5704

                        #41
                        Re: Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)

                        Dear AdminClaus,

                        I have one simple request: please create a program to eliminate scores that are higher than a PFC (or in some cases the AAA like 100BB). Thanks.

                        -foil
                        Last edited by foilman8805; 12-23-2007, 04:42 PM.

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                        • Coolboyrulez0
                          VICES
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          FFR Music Producer
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 10042

                          #42
                          Re: Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)

                          Dear AdminClaus,

                          I wish to get a FFR 3rd Style this Christmas and Rights to Rule the world,

                          Thank you,
                          CBR
                          https://soundcloud.com/cbrbreakcore
                          https://cbrrecords.bandcamp.com/

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                          • nev670
                            FFR Veteran
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 452

                            #43
                            Re: Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)

                            Dear AdminClaus,

                            I would love MORE PROFILE VOTES cause im the 3rd highest and im trying to get first ^.^. (btw , i have -8 mil games played

                            Cheers,
                            nev670
                            Click >>><<<Click

                            Avg Rank: 174 AAA: 40% FC: 99%
                            nev670 & SnS ^_^ !
                            This video is Dedicated to Tasselfoot
                            Jason Key's Best Friend

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                            • thechild
                              FFR Player
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 1642

                              #44
                              Re: Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)

                              10k donated k.

                              Dear AdminClause,

                              My parents say you don't exist.. but I believe in you. My parents handle the actual toys, but I know you handle the magic of christmas! I'd like to be insanely uber at SM and have better MA than NIMA!! heh, K bye AdminClause.

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                              • LLaMaSaUceYup
                                FFR Player
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 3759

                                #45
                                Re: Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)

                                Dear AdminClaus,
                                I have found out that I will not be getting gifts for Christmas this year.[/fakesobstory]
                                Can I have 500 - 1000 credits?
                                :}}}
                                I've been a good boy, and haven't lied.

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