Re: Write YOUR Letter To AdminClaus! (Win Credits!)
To Mr. AdminClaus:
It has been brought to my attention that you have been acting secretly, giving gifts to young FFRians while avoiding the watchful eye of the Internet Police. Various eyewitnesses have reported you enticing FFRians to take pictures of themselves and send them to you to win a prize (in something you refer to as a "Spontaneous Contest"), pay several dollars periodically for "special attention" (this you refer to as "subscribing"), and even distributing access to a certain substance clinically-proven to be addictive, called Flash Flash Revolution.
In light of these events, the Internet Police request this year that you do the following:
-Cease all FFR-related activities
-Appear in the court room at FBI.gov at precisely 3:00 PM Eastern Time on February the 14th, 2008
-Give all pictures and funds received from FFRians to a designated member of the Internet Police, who will arrive at your residence within two weeks
There are no other requests. Thank you, Mr. AdminClaus,
Internet Police
To Mr. AdminClaus:
It has been brought to my attention that you have been acting secretly, giving gifts to young FFRians while avoiding the watchful eye of the Internet Police. Various eyewitnesses have reported you enticing FFRians to take pictures of themselves and send them to you to win a prize (in something you refer to as a "Spontaneous Contest"), pay several dollars periodically for "special attention" (this you refer to as "subscribing"), and even distributing access to a certain substance clinically-proven to be addictive, called Flash Flash Revolution.
In light of these events, the Internet Police request this year that you do the following:
-Cease all FFR-related activities
-Appear in the court room at FBI.gov at precisely 3:00 PM Eastern Time on February the 14th, 2008
-Give all pictures and funds received from FFRians to a designated member of the Internet Police, who will arrive at your residence within two weeks
There are no other requests. Thank you, Mr. AdminClaus,
Internet Police












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