Random Thought For Jake
Posted on: May 1, 2008, at 10:44:37am

Hey Jake, remember last Saturday when you woke me up around 2 PM and told me to get up so we could hang out? Remember how you did that because I was depressed and wasn't supposed to sleep all day? Remember when you started the joke about Kevin going to see another girl to have sex with because I wouldn't put out? Remember how you lied and told him you didn't say that? Remember how you wouldn't let us get back together? Remember how much I hate you now? Remember why I hate you? Remember how I don't talk to you anymore? Well, I remember, and I hate you. So stop f-ing trying to make it up to me and go get a new f-ing life.