Mom says:
you look aweful =.=

tom says:
how do i look aweful?

Mom says:
you.... look like you smashed your face into a brick wall habitually as a child

tom says:
well.. you look like a gay pop star

Mom says:
you look like you put your body into a large blender then salted yourself

tom says:
you look like you were raped by a large man called bubba then curb stomped by him. later on in life your dad wrapped sandpaper around your head and brushed your face with it. then you went to an all girls school.

Mom says:
you look like youve been attacked by a large bear-shark-mummie then penilly raped by it (penis into penis) then youre face was clawed off but before that your mother put you into a paper shedder everyday at noon then gave you a banana but instead of letting you eat it she shoved it in your eye, eventually leading it to become infected having to loose it. so then you had to wear an eye patch but it was too small so you couldnt wear it but you clouldnt by another one because you spent all your money on a whore in fected with aids named Fredrico

tom says:
you look like micheal jackson based his new face around you, later on in life you were a stunt double to sylvester stalone, you woke up everyday and didnt see the point in going on so you stabbed yourself in the face... that never worked... the backstreet boys cite you as an influence. hitler once drew a picture of you and had sex with it. you went to prison
but no one wanted any of that ass

Mom says:
you win....