During the Lord of the Rings...
Posted on: November 18, 2007, at 03:33:40pm

Laura: I'd do Frodo.

Me: Wtf? He's a hobbit and he's dirty.

Laura: hot humanoid sex.

Me: You can't do Frodo anyway, he's totally gay.

Laura: No way!

Me: Yes way. There was total buttsex going on between Frodo and Sam.

Laura: Now that you mention it, it was quite a plenty of times when i thought they were going to kiss.

Me: Actually all those times you thought Frodo passed out, he was just having an orgasm. Frodo has a very intense orgasm face.

Laura: Touché