Monty Python
Posted on: August 31, 2006, at 12:03:02pm

King arthur: that man over there he id guarding the bridge. he asks u three question answer them right u cross answer them wrong u die

(person one walks over to man)

old man: what is ur name

person 1: sir lancolot

old man: wat is ur quest

person 1: to seek the holy grail

old man: wat is ur favorite color?

person 1: blue

(dude passes)

Person 2: well that easy enough

(second guy walks up to man)

Old man: wat is ur name?

person 2: friar tuck

Old man: wat is ur quest?

Person 2: to seek the holy grail

Old man: wat is the capitol of denmark?

person 2: uhhhh france?

(guy gets thrown into bottomless pit)

(third guy walks up)

old man: wat is ur name?

Person 3: J-J-Joey

Old man: wat is ur quest?

Person 3: to S-Seek the holy G-G-Grail

Old man: wat is ur favorite color?

Person 3: blue! N-No No y-yello~!

(gets thrown into bottomless pit)

(king arthur walks up to man)

Old man: wat is ur name

King: King arthur

Old man: wat is ur quest?

King: i seek the holy grail

old man: wat is the running speed of a ostrich?

King: wat do u mean? a western one or african?

Old Man: well...i dont kno tha~!

(old man gets thrown it bottomless pit)

King: well of we go