What's up cruel world? i am sarcastic(said by my dad), annoying (said by my sister) and strange (said by ...everyone) it is a sad day when everyone thinks your strange but hey if i am strange and everyone else is normal then when they say everyone is unique then what am i? normal? chop liver? but hey here is a saying for those who love me and those who don't I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

i like to just sit back and watch people do stupid stuff. i like to say at least one sarcastic comment a day and here are some! If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? - Charles Pierce People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first. Anything free is worth what you pay for it. I don't get even, I get odder. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

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MEET THE ROBINSONS CUZ OF THE T REX HAHAHAHAH Bowler Hat Guy: Now my slave, seize the boy! [the T-rex chases after Lewis and repeatedly hits head into wall] Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy? T-Rex: 'Cause I have a big head and little arms, and I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through. [pause in which Bowler Hat Guy stares angrily into handheld mind control device] T-Rex: [cute face] Master? men in tights Sheriff of Rottingham: [taking off his leather glove and slapping Robin with it] I challenge you to a duel. Robin Hood: [picking an iron gauntlet up from the dinner table and smacking Rottingham across the face with it, knocking him down] I accept! Sheriff of Rottingham: I was angry at you before Locksley, but now I'm really pissed off! Achoo: Pissed off? If I was that close to a horse's wiener I'd be worrying about being pissed on! hehehe POTC 3 Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? [Everyone looks around, finally some of the crew and Jack the monkey raises his hand] Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them! POTC 2 Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing. Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. POTC 1 Jack Sparrow: [to Barbossa] Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. [they fight] Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone. Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone? Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it? Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum g