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Games | Total | Perfs | Goods | Avgs | Miss | Boos | AAAs | FCs | Arrows | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | About me: | I'm Tegan...I'm 15 and if you wanna know anything else about me...just ask...i might not tell you...but you can ask | Interests: | music... | Fav Music: | The Used
My Chemical Romance
Jetty Boys
Three Days Grace | Fav Movies: | idk...a movie is a movie i guess | Homepage: | http://www.myspace.com/indarknessithrive |
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Tis Quite funny >_<Posted on: August 19, 2007, at 07:02:01pm [ 1 comment] I do appologize to the young ones who are reading this
SEX FACTS
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are
punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises." (Is this a great country or what? But not nearly as great as Guam!) best song ever by Slipknot newaysPosted on: August 8, 2007, at 04:07:11pm [ 0 comments] hahahaha...love this onePosted on: August 7, 2007, at 11:49:48am [ 0 comments] lolz....this kid is awsomePosted on: August 7, 2007, at 10:30:52am [ 0 comments] lolz...spencer spencer spencer XDPosted on: August 7, 2007, at 09:57:50am [ 0 comments] | yay! i love my hal pics! LOL! i miss that kid so much! sorry...total randomness! you should really get your crap out of my locker now that you moved out! I don't know where to put it! | | hey i need to talk to you | | Cruxix writes... at 10:15:09am on 5/19/08 tegan...you came back to ffr??? | | help me tegan! lol, hal's pic is still on here... but yeah. i'm so mad that I couldn't bring myself to talk to him face to face. I knew what i was going to say, but words couldn't come out. I've been hurt so many times I should be immune to this by now but I'm not. what should I do? | | hey well i havn't talked to ya in a while... anything new? | | Yeah, so I had an X-ray today and they found you in my heart. the dr. said if I took you out, I would die cuz I could not live without you.... Give this heart ♥ to every person u care about including me if u care. | | i feel really crappy about what u told me yesterday at lunch. i probably won't be able to get over him for a while. how could dante do that to me? he knew that i liked him. | | omg! still hot as always :) ^_^ | | its hally again ^_^... comment my pics please! | | pm'd u, READ! yay i got pez :P ^_^ hehe | Older Comments |
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