Turon, my anti-drug

May 14, 2007


I like my turon blunts long, golden, with a crisp sugar glaze on the outside, and a soft, sweet banana laced with a sliver of jackfruit inside of it. Not too thick, not too thin, and rolled just right.

My boss brought some turon to work last week and I couldn't do my job soon after that. I was just sitting there, lips and fingers sticky with sugar glaze and the scent of banana; my sugar rush was slowly wearing off and I soon became entranced by my computer's screen saver. I think I even slept for a few seconds in my chair because all of a sudden I was in Paris watching the musical "Jersey Boys." The weirdest thing about it is "Jersey Boys" isn't even showing in Paris! Crazy turon!

AIGHT
IM TRYIN TO COMPETE WIT A FRIEND OVER HERE
GOIN BY THE NAME OF PSYCHOPATOXOXO
SHE GOT SO MANY PROFILE VOTES CUZ SHES ALMOST FORCIN PPL TO VOTE 4 HER PRO.....SOOOOO
I JUST WANT TO BEAT HER
RIGHT NOW SHE GOT....IDK...DIDNT CHEK...17 VOTES?
I KNO THER WER LIKE ALOT O FLIPS WHO REPLYD TO ME SAY HOY THING
THAT WENT OUT SUCCESSFUL
NOW....

FILIPINOS!!!!!!
VOTE FOR MY PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OR ELSE UR NOT A REAL FLIPINO DX
JK JK
BUT STIL....VOTE 4 MY PRO!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ANUTHA TRY ON THIS AGAIN FOR ALL YOU FILIPINOS!!!!!!


IGHT

IF YOU ARE FILIPINO
SCREAM "HOY!!!!"
N POST IT ON MY COMMET WALL!!!!
GOT IT???

GO!!