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wtf i have the gayest friend ever!
Posted on: October 22, 2009, at 08:46:17pm

dude have you like ever had a friend who is like im gonna kill myself everyday they say that and then no matter what you say they say im gonna do it tonight and they come to school the next day. well today it got so annoying that i told her to go fucking do it and then she like burst into tears like im supposed to take the blame for what just happend wtf? so shes like text ing me that shes about to do it and i text do it do the whole world a favor and 30 mins later shes like im gonna do it and then i say do i have to do it for you and then shes like me and my boyfriend are gonna run away far far away so im like good luck with food, gas, money shelter, and not dying from lack of food or getting busted by your car stopping right out of town. and she like it wont im stealing 150 dollars from my mom. so what i want to know how far does she think that will get her?

  1. uhm, jail?

  2. lol its like she gets raped by some lesbo chick in the showers xD

  3. eh i think it'll get her to another state gas wise, if she buys food. she'll run outta money sooner or later. so not really far. especially in our shitty ass economy. so yeah, if she doesnt die of starvation... defiantly jail. to get finger raped by a inmate

  4. well what i say to her dosent matter so whatever shell get in trouble not me

  5. i love how you call her your "friend"

  6. I'd just sit back and watch the show

  7. she'll get busted sooner or later

  8. lol nice!!!!!!