FFR is made up of whiners
Posted on: April 16, 2007, at 03:47:04am

Whiners

I frequent MP. I play it more than I ever do single. I'll sit in a room when it's late at night and there are hardly any decent players on, and wait for someone to finish pwning this poor noob so I can have a chance at them.

Noob: omg i suck lol
Pwner: nah man, you did real good

So the noob leaves and I enter, and I'm not so conceited that I think I'll win. I usually throw out a "you'll probably pwn me" statement as our customary opening pleasantry before the song. And then we play.

They mess up. They fail on purpose.

Me: Um
Sore loser: omg, lag!! ho lowering quality

We play the song once more. They mess up again, but this time they finish the song.

Me: gg
Whiner: ...i think i should just quit
Me: Why?
Whiner: cuz i suck, ive been playing for [insert overexaggerated number] years and i havent gotten any better, i just fail at life and i think ill go home and cut myself because all life is meaningless when i mess up on ffr. no one loves me because i suck at ffr, my family beats me because i suck at ffr, god picks on me because i suck at ffr, my finger flips me off at night because i suck at ffr, my entire being revolves around this internet game and i think ill just stop living because i fucked up at ffr. i dont even care that this game is supposed to be for fun, it stopped being fun [insert overexaggerated number] years ago. it became my goddamned way of life, and its only fun when my way of life pwns nubs and boosts my mp

1. 1: mintyyy
   Posted at 2:22am on August 7th, 2007

   Lol They need some self-help books. rofl
2. 2: v0lcom
   Posted at 10:41pm on August 8th, 2007

   i love this. you are funny :3
3. 3: DarkbearX
   Posted at 4:27pm on August 13th, 2007

   a customary opening pleasantry.