Orphans
Posted on: September 20, 2007, at 10:48:12am

Orphans, we all know that they live sad lives until they are adopted by rich millionaires whose last names begin with W, but here are some other things you may not know about them!

1. Orphans love cheese.
2. Orphans are best served with a side of honey mustard.
3. Orphans love showtunes.
4. Orphans broke your window.
5. Orphans are to blame for global warming
6. An orphan is holding me hostage and making me write bad things about other orphans
7. Orphans come from Wisconsin
8. Orphans have been known to wage war against mice
9. All orphans wear wigs

And finally,

10. An elite orphan assassin team is coming for you for having read this.










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It's Awesome!!

1. 1: ILoveJMac102
   Posted at 7:18am on September 25th, 2007

   wat if ur not an orphan
   wat if ur NOT a real person
2. 2: RaN:DoM HeRo 1993
   Posted at 7:30am on September 25th, 2007

   -1. Orphans like enclosed places.
   -2. Annie is NOT an orphan (she doesnt fit these standards, although she does wear a wig).
   -3. They are acrobatic
   alright im done... lol you're pretty funny
3. 3: ShukakuIsTanuki
   Posted at 7:39am on September 25th, 2007

   Ooooooorphaaaaaaaans!
4. 4: freakysnots
   Posted at 11:07pm on September 26th, 2007

   The only thing I read was 10.
   
   Do I get assassinated?
5. 5: Roy565
   Posted at 5:18am on July 28th, 2008

   Rofl.