Ranking
Posted on: June 17, 2009, at 09:53:54pm

Yes, why, it is I indeed.

I write this to communicate something of profound magnitude that has rarely been generated within the memetic swarm of chaotic potentials that endlessly egress and digress into and out of each other over countless....

Ech... Let me take breath...

Yes, for you people who are temporarily emblazoned with a higher rank, let me make this one remark so that I may not have to bear witness to fatuous stupidity again: you started at the bottom. Were I granted so much free time and obsession to reach number one, well, by golly and a lolly pop I would do it in a snap. But seeing that is not quite the case, and that I prefer merely to amuse myself with some nice sounding tunes every once in a while (by way of a more active than passive receptivity), I will not. Therefore, please respect those of us who do not find much value in being "better" than others. It is meaningless to look down on those who could in due time be the "better" to you. That is relativity for you!

That is all.

Oh, and your shoe's untied.

1. 1: SarahStone
   Posted at 11:43pm on June 25th, 2009

   I'm not wearing any shoes.
2. 2: Tarquin Tolbert
   Posted at 11:46pm on June 25th, 2009

   Yeap, that's precisely why they're untied.
   Logic FTW!