Top Fifteen things I've learned so far in Life
Posted on: September 29, 2007, at 09:19:04pm

1. An MP3 does NOT work without head phones
2. Tripping over air is NOT normal
3. Tripping over your own feet is NOT normal
4. 7x7 does NOT equal 14
5. Tripping over a cordless phone is NOT normal
6. When looking for your favorite pen, first look in your hand
7. No matter how smart you are, no one can read a book upside down
8. Make sure the door is open before walking through it
9. Never try to fly; gravity will pull you back down
10. Make sure that when you're talking to your friend, that you're talking to THEM and not some random person
11. Normal human beings do NOT accidentally lock themselves in their sisters car while looking for a CD
12. People should NOT attempt to walk down the stairs blind folded because you WILL fall
13. Before using your pen, make sure the cap is off
14. Don't ever attempt a 3-legged race during a fire drill
15. Normal people dont lock themselves out of their OWN HOUSE

lolz yeah...

1. 1: atomicman
   Posted at 9:33pm on September 29th, 2007

   on #7 I can read a book upside down, I'v been doing it for 3 years
2. 2: Kuribohforever
   Posted at 10:02pm on September 29th, 2007

   Awesome. O.O
3. 3: Luxan
   Posted at 1:09pm on September 30th, 2007

   hehehe...im sure there is a life experience for every one of these things....but i have not witnessed them all