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I love you aichi_tetsugaku. I can't say your name here though, because you have the same name as someone else on my top 16, but believe when I say that I love you ^-^
I wish you were on more often, I wish I was on when you are on....I wish to marry you.

Aahhhhhh....the Rainforest Cafe. To think that a place themed after nature is such a fucking ABOMINATION TO NATURE!
The last time I was there, I was 7. I had a hamburger, and they gave me the rawest meat I have ever eaten. My dad got the same, and his was burnt.
Now, just yesturday, 8/9/08, we return, my step-mom, my dad, and I, to this hellhole. We go in, and I get myself a pizza, thinking "they can't fuck up pizza, right"? Well......after 9 years....NOTHING HAS CHANGED. I get burnt cheese, crunchy crust, and something that MAY resemble tomato sauce, but it fucking isn't, on my pizza. To put it...it was "edible". My step-mom and dad get some weird pasta with brocoli and cheese...."edible". Then the check comes in, and for the first time in my life I nearly got out of my seat to kill somebody. My butt was literally off the chair when we all read the check. 75 dollars? For what, pieces of shit?

I want to note here that down the hall of the plaza we were in was a Johnny Rockets, where I could have gotten not one, but TWO grilled cheeses on wheat bread and a fucking coke, and everybody could have got the same thing. It would have been delicious beyond all belief, and the price? Under 20 dollars.

It's pathetic, to think a nature restaurant probably uses fake ingredients rather than stuff from nature. That was the worst food I have ever eaten. I have literally eaten a Twinkie off the school ground when I was in first grade for 50 dollars, and that was BETTER than the fucking Rainforest Cafe. To think there is a line there to get INTO the line to wait for food......fucking idiots.

Do not believe the lies you here, that place is not good. Go to someplace good, like the Cheesecake factory, where that waste of money will actually be worth it, or Johnny Rockets, or Pizzera Regina's......someplace GOOD!

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