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Today I'm gonna actually try to get two games in before my mother and I go bring some friends to see Eagle Eye. So off we go!

1. Braid:

Braid is by far one of the most difficult games I have ever played. Then again I haven't played the whole thing since I don't have a Xbox or Xbox 360, but my friend had the demo for some time and I loved it. He hated it but I don't care what he thinks, he just didn't like it because it's different. Let me try to put this game into perspective for you guys. You play as some guy who did something horrible to a princess and you have to save her or some shit. That's the only problem with this game, the story. There really isn't one, but does that make a game bad? For everybody who wants to say yes, shut your fucking mouth or I'll pour hot wax down your throat and make sure you can never speak again. The puzzles are challenging, and by challenging I mean "playing the old Tetris with a start speed of 8". They are possible but YOU HAVE TO THINK! And that's why I love this game, it helped me find out that out of all videogames, this one had no shooting or killing, so I could tell that the puzzle-solving portion of my brain wasn't DEAD! All in all, Braid is a great game and I highly recommend it.

2. Castle Crashers:

Castle Crashers isn't an artsy game like Braid, but more like something you would assume to be a flash game on Newgrounds, which makes so much sense since Tom Fulp, the creator of Newgrounds, Pico, and Alien Hominid did in fact make this game. What we are looking at here is basically a funny, cutsy, and very dark/bloody Golden Axe (old arcade game you can still find in some places). But does that make the game bad? Hell no! The plot revolves around 4...........3 princesses being kidnapped and you must save them. The reason I said four then three is because when you rescue the last one at the end of the game, it turns out to be Tricky, the infamous clown from Newgrounds.com who first popped up in a flash cartoon where he shows his joy-stick. Don't worry, there are no sexual jokes in Castle Crashers, and this game is kid friendly. Lots of unlockables in the game as well, so many characters to unlock, and so many different spells and pets to collect that you will not want to put the controller down ever. This is a must-have for Xbox owners.

Ok, this is from a show on Showtime called Bullshit. No, I'm not kidding. It stars comdedians/actors/magician pair Penn and Teller.

Well Kim2302 and I are in a roleplay we're I'm a male princess and she's a normal princess, we're both married to fake princes, and we have to stop a evil darkness from destroying the land. The old princess and prince that couldn't be together are now ghosts and are trying to fall in love again and I was "thinking of a poem I was taught as a boy in order to save the kindgom" and well.....this came to me one line in a second EACH!!!

When true love is shared between two of royalty
But their parents cannot take the royal love.
One will be sent trapped in crystals of blood.
While the other goes to the heavens above.

But as the years shall pass by
The two must once fall in love again.
To the help the two princesses and their loves.
From stopping time to repeat again.

To stop the darkness love must prevail.
Or all of light shall faulter and fail.

Well, it was originally Kitea Coil's, and her and I are friends, so........well it's something I would wear in real life so I NEEDED THE LINK!!! So she let me have the avatar.

THANKS KITEA COIL!!!!

Note: The following contains rude and foul fucking language.

Ok, so on the 22 bus (For those not in Boston, it's a bus that goes from one train station to another on a very certain path) and the bus driver starts to move the bus forward on order to let a car get out of it's parking space. This was around 2:10, and the bus usually sits in front of the two schools that co-exist next to each other (mine and Madison Park) till about 2:15.

Now, my question is: Who the fuck gave this crazy lady the right to a driver's license and to ferry kids around?! Whoever is was......SEND THE GIMP OUT TO FIND THEM!!!!

So....still 2:10, still moving to let a car out. Now things get interesting.....a girl me and my four buddies know only as IT tries to get on. Now IT is this big girl with a shrill high-pitched voice that could kill a fucking siren. Also, she pretends to talk to people on her phone. Well anyway, IT recently got braces and didn't see the bus moving because it was moving like.....three inches per fucking hour. So the driver, being "nice", closes the doors on IT, let's said driver pass by, and opens the door again. Needless to say our driver starts calling IT dumb because she couldn't see said bus going THREE INCHES PER HOUR!! She also makes fun of IT because IT has braces.

Now IT starts to cry. Our MBTA bus driver LEAVES THE BUS AND GET'S THIS GIRL WE KNOW AS ITS' FUCKING PRINCIPAL!!! IT starts swearing at bus driver, and of course dumb principal takes bus driver's side.

Let me ask you something. If a worker at McDonald's gives you the wrong order or something just because she wasn't paying attention, then starts to be rude as if it was your fault in the first place, DON'T YOU YELL AT THE STUPID FUCK?!

This is my point. IT got kicked off the bus today, but this "nice lady" of a bus driver needs to learn some fucking manners! I don't make fun of IT, we just call her that because she never lets anybody talk to her and allow to become friends with her. Does this make IT bad? NO! But it does make this little bitch of a bus driver mean!!!!

I don't give a fuck if it is your job to do this stuff, I can certainly get on something moving THREE INCHES PER FUCKING HOUR!!! I CAN GET ON SOMETHING MOVING A FUCKING MILE AN HOUR YOU DUMB BITCH!!!!!!