Posted on: November 6, 2008, at 04:17:15pm

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."- Spike Milligan

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."- Frank Lloyd Wright

"When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things- from- the-other- fellow's- point-of-view is seldom necessary."- Terry Pratchet

"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this."- Emo Phillips