Herald, Tis A Beemble Bum!
Posted on: September 2, 2009, at 06:53:20pm

Nowtobusy, has Herald spied
The flutterbouncing Thwakathing?
Traipsing through the carrotpied,
And warbling a melodsing?

Herald, tis a Beemble Bum!
Wickerbasking adjunctly.
Sash a belt and stash the rum!
Comes the pontified thingy.

Beemble Bums chomp Heralds toes,
The unpacified yellybird!
And chipchop their drunken foes,
Cowdebunking ways in kurd.

So Herald, keepings watcherstrong
And don’t forget the bucklecows!
Smash the workaholic gong.
The Beemble Bum forever nows.