Why is it that I have absolutely NO luck with subordinates? I will surely make a report to Mother Brain about this...

However, on a side note, it seems Samus Aran hasn't located my temporary headquarters in Indiana. As long as our cloaking unit is operational, we will be fine.

Hehehe...I've managed to upload information on yours truly. Be grateful, fleshbags!

Pirate Database: "The reconstruction of geoform 187, code-named Ridley, was recently completed. After his defeat on Zebes, Command ordered a number of metagenetic improvements for him. Though aggressive, we were able to implement these changes in a cycle. The metamorphosis was painful, but quite successful in the end. Early tests indicate a drastic increase in strength, mobility, and offensive capability. Cybernetic modules and armor plating have been added as well. We believe our creation, now called Meta Ridley, will become the mainstay of our security force, a job he will certainly relish."

Samus's Database (1 of 2): "Reborn and evolved through Pirate technology, Meta Ridley is a fearsome enforcer. Its armored hide is extremely resilient, save for the chest, which has thinner plating. The Pirates have fused a number of potent weapons to the creature, including a Muti-Missile System, a Kinetic Breath Weapon, a Meson Bomb Launcher, and an Ultrathermal Flamestrike Projector. Meta Ridley is also a formidable melee combatant, making any sort of engagement a risky proposition."

Samus's Database (2 of 2) : "Target's body is covered with incredibly durable armorskin, making it difficult to damage. All parts of the body are protected except for the mouth, where Meta Ridley fires his plasma-powered weaponry. Observing target may reveal additional target points. Target will use powerful plasma-based ranged attacks, along with potent melee strikes."

I'm feeling generous today, so I think I'll upload the Pirate Database's entry on Phazon to here.

"Phazon, as named by the Space Pirates (Formerly referred to as the "Great Poison" by the Chozo) is a highly radioactive substance originating from the planet Phaaze, known for its extreme mutagenic and energy producing properties. Strangely, it's not only a radioactive substance, but also organic and appears to almost posess a will or motive."

I am NOT some mute, stupid lizard. Do not treat me like I am uncivilized. I am quite well-versed in this "English" you humans speak. I am also quite good at typing, contrary to popular belief. Also, I am no impostor. Any who call me an impostor shall be killed within the next two decacycles. For you stupid humans, in the next twenty years.