Pure boredom...
Posted on: July 25, 2007, at 01:29:57pm

Greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey nuts
French fried parakeet
ooze running down my avenue
Don't got my spoon, but I got my fork
Ba ba da da da da
Comet! Makes your teeth turn green
Comet! Tastes like gasoline
Comet! Makes you vomit
So go out and buy some Comet
And vomit today!