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Give it a Name: Injury List.
Posted on: May 14, 2008, at 05:51:08pm

So here we are, four days after Give it a Name, and only now, are all of my injuries coming through.

So I'll list them in order or painfulness.

#1 My Dislocated Elbow. Well I got it fixed after about 10 mins but, fuck, is it sore.

#2 My Broken Rib. 7th up on the left.

#3 My Neck. I got stamped on by some prick with hench boots on, all over, but twice in the neck, and it still hurts to breath.

#4 My Left Ankle. Again the work of Mr Stompity-Hench-Boots. I think it's fractured.

#5 My left, Upper-Arm. Stompity McBoots again.

#6 My Right Upper Arm. That was my ramming arm =D

#7 My right shin. McBoots.

#8 My Nose. Got hit, sooo many times...

#9 My right knuckle. Punching McBoots right in the face. I felt his nose crack and a couple of his teeth fell out.
Fucking proud of that!

#10 My Right Little Toe. McBoots again.