Pantheon: Egyptian
Element: Fire
Sphere of Influence: Protection and Entertainment
Preferred colors: Red, Green, White
Associated symbol: Cat
Animals associated with: Cat
Best day to work with: Monday
Best time to work with: Dawn
Strongest: around Imbolc
Suitable offerings: Flowers, Wine
Associated Planet: Moon


Bast is goddess of cats, and protects them vehemently. Like a mother defending her young, her wrath knows no bounds when her charges are threatened. She is also known as a goddess of life and joy, as well as a guardian of women. She will offer unmatched protection to those she favors; she is also associated with dancing, music, sex and pleasure.

Beloved cat,
Beloved friend,
May our friendship
Never end.
From whiskers’ edge
To tip of tail,
May Bast protect
Without fail.
Nine times nine
Your life and mine,
In Bast’s blessing,
Intertwined.

Pantheon: Norse
Element: Air
Sphere of Influence: Weather and Conflict
Preferred colors: Silver, Steel, Yellow
Associated symbol: Hammer
Animals associated with: Black Ram
Best day to work with: Thursday
Strongest: around Mabon
Suitable offerings: Plenty of food and mead
Associated Planet: Jupiter


One of the best known gods of Asgard, Thor is the God of Thunder and the Guardian of Asgard. He is a great warrior, and admires courage in battle, regardless of how the fight goes. Those requiring courage (or calm weather!) should honor Thor, who was always seen to behave benevolently toward mankind.


Sorry, that's all I have on Thor =/ I'll try to update it when I get more/better information on him.

1. Cashtration: The act of buying (or building) a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass.

3 Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of having sex.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

12. Karmageddon: It's like when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.

13. Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

14. Glibido: All talk and no action.

15. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

16. Arachnoleptic Fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

17. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

18. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half of a worm in the fruit you're eating.

Pantheon: Norse
Element: Air
Sphere of Influence: Knowledge and Poetry
Preferred colors: Blue or Purple
Associated symbol: All Seeing Eye
Animals associated with: Raven, or the Eight Legged Steed (Sleipnir)
Best day to work with: Wednesday
Strongest: around Yule
Suitable offerings: Mead, and good food
Associated Planet: Mercury


Odin, father of the Norse Gods, passed his knowledge of magic and rune lore to poets, sorcerers and sages. Odin, the all-father, commanded the Valkyries, who carried out his orders on the battlefield unquestioningly. Mythology says that Odin gained his knowledge of runes through suffering and sacrifice. He lost his eye drinking from the well of Mimir, which made him eternally wise. He hung himself on the Yggdrasil tree (the tree of life), for nine days in order to obtain the secret of the runes. He is the god of War, and of wisdom. His steed, Sleipnir, had eight hooves and was the swiftest of all stallions.He is also the God of Poetry because he was able to steal the "Poets mead" which was from the divine source.