If I Twas A Phone
Posted on: December 17, 2006, at 10:08:59am

If I was a phone, I'd ring all day long. And never let my owner sleep. Then, when he/she would finally pick up, there would only be that strange buzz, with the quiet click. After about the fourth call, I'd pull a 'seven days' gig, just to get em freaked out. Then, I'd sleep happily, knowing that I've ruined my owner's week.