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Posted on: July 25, 2009, at 06:51:18pm

Isn't this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us. - Spongebob Squarepants

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought. We think? - Patrick

Patrick;Lets get naked Spongebob;No lets save that for when we`re selling real estate

I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. - Mr. Krabs

Oh, barnacles! - Spongebob Squarepants

Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter! - Spongebob Squarepants

Next, I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick! - Squidward

Rectangles! - Patrick

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets! - Spongebob Squarepants

Can't have dirty garbage! - Spongebob Squarepants

This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color. - Squidward

I can't see my forehead! - Patrick

My ice cream! It's alive! - Patrick

Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today! - Spongebob Squarepants

Did I? Did I Patrick? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me into stealing the balloon? - Spongebob Squarepants

Moss always points to civilization. - Spongebob Squarepants

We'd better do what he says, he knows how to grow food. - Patrick

Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. - Squidward

You can't fool me. I listen to public radio! - Squidward

Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, I'll get the funnel! - Spongebob Squarepants

Guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess! - Spongebob Squarepants

I just thought of something even funnier than 24... 25! - Spongebob Squarepants

Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face. - Spongebob Squarepants

Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material. - Spongebob Squarepants

You tell 'em, SpongeBob! - Patrick

I'm so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. - Spongebob Squarepants

Sponge, I'm a big man. A big, big man! - Patrick

Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. - Patrick

Well it's no secret that the best thing about secrets is secretly telling someone your secret thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets,secretly.-Spongebob Squarepants

Y'all better apologize, or I'll be on you like ugly on an ape.-Sandy

Psst, Squidward, I'm working in the kitchen... at night! Hey Squidward, guess what? I'm chopping lettuce... at night! Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night! OW I burned my hand!... at night!-SpongeBob SquarePants

Isn't this great Squidward? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun'll come up, and it'll be tomorrow, and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!-SpongeBob SquarePants

I'll tell you a little story called "The Ugly Barnacle": Once there was a very ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.-Patrick

Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good.
[Man opens his door.]
Patrick: I love you.

Patrick: Are you Squidward?
Fire Hydrant: ...........
Patrick: That's ok, take ur time-Patrick & Fire Hydrant

Guess what today is?" "Annoy Squidward Day?" "No, silly! That's on the fifteenth!"
-SpongeBob and Squidward

What does Claustrophobic mean?' 'It means you're afraid of Santa Claus.-Patrick SpongeBob

1. 1: Escape_the_fate_rox
   Posted at 7:58pm on July 28th, 2009

   lol spongebob is stupidly hilarous haha
2. 2: Escape_the_fate_rox
   Posted at 7:58pm on July 28th, 2009

   lol spongebob is stupidly hilarous haha
3. 3: ETF246
   Posted at 8:22pm on July 28th, 2009

   lol yea
4. 4: bluedevil117
   Posted at 4:04pm on August 6th, 2009

   lmao i ove that show and the quotes are great too.XD
5. 5: ETF246
   Posted at 5:18pm on August 11th, 2009

   who doesn't and thanks
6. 6: UnluckySoul
   Posted at 1:24pm on August 31st, 2009

   Rectangles!!!!! lol...luv spongebob...my fav character is patrick and squiddward...xD