They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent within JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me, gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme and
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

Its not the East Side or the West Side. No it's not. It's not the North Side or the South Side. No it's not. It's the Dark Side. That is correct. Keep frontin the Empire to all you Vada-hatas out there we'll blow your planet up.

What is thy bidding my master? It's a disaster! Skywalker we're after. What if he could be turned to the Dark Side? Yes he'd make a powerful ally. Another Dark Jedi. He will join us or die!

We got Death Star(Death Star)We got Death Star(Death Star)We got Death Star(Death Star)We got Death Star(Death Star)We got Death Star(Death Star)We got Death Star(Death Star)We got Death Star(Death Star)We got Death Star(Death Star)
And you know we have it(Death Star). And you know we have it(Death Star).

Luke get your ass over here right now! Quit monkeying around with that damned landspeeder. Where are them two droids I asked you to clean boy? Have you cleaned your room?

Uncle Owen I know I'm on probation, I've cleaned the droids can I go to the Hachi Station? I need to lay way on a power converter, but now you're treating me like a sccruffy Nurf-hearder.

Luke!use the Force and run. Run to Dagobah. Run to Dagobah. Luke!use the Force and run. Run to Dagobah. Run to Dagobah.

I'm Yoda. I'm a solda. I'll mold ya. I'll fold ya. I thought I told ya. Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won't believe your eyes watch the X-Wing rise.

Yoda, why you being a playa-hata. You know i still must confront Lord Vader.

But Luke, not ready are you.

But there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew. So a Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do. So Vader, I'm coming for you!

That's right R-2.
Set a new course, we're going to Cloud City.
Ah....that's some mighty fine Gin and tonic. Would you mind mixing me up another?

Excellent! now unleash your anger. You must have sensed that your friends are in danger.

Ow! Why did you slice off my hand?

It is imparitive that you understand. Obi-Wan would never bother, to tell you the truth about your father.

He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Then there is something that I must reveal then....
I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father

Knock him out the box! Luke Knock hin out!Knock him out the box! Luke Knock hin out!Knock him out the box! Luke Knock hin out!Knock him out the box!

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it????