I just read this. and its funny
Posted on: March 28, 2007, at 02:22:35pm

thingz ive learned over the years:
Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
plastic toys do not like ovens.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.