Top Ten Reasons it Sucks to be A Penis
Posted on: July 9, 2008, at 05:28:10am


10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbour is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
And the number one reason why it sucks to be a penis:
1. Every time you get excited, you throw up.

1. 1: Thief_Jareth
   Posted at 7:28am on July 9th, 2008

   Oh, yeah. It really sucks xD
2. 2: Skratcha
   Posted at 8:31am on July 9th, 2008

   Lawlz xD but yet it's good to feel when (you) are on it ;3
3. 3: --Devil Ninja--
   Posted at 8:42am on July 9th, 2008

   who ever said i go (ON) it D:
4. 4: poochieCREAM
   Posted at 9:18am on July 9th, 2008

   not to mention fcuking ugly <_<
   lolll
5. 5: DR2Chris
   Posted at 5:32pm on July 14th, 2008

   thats funny haha great
6. 6: Blue June
   Posted at 9:52am on September 29th, 2008

   hahah. this is clever.
7. 7: Bethnee
   Posted at 9:13pm on September 30th, 2008

   lmao funneehh
8. 8: gmianosi
   Posted at 9:33am on October 18th, 2008

   Hahahahahah kinda funny
9. 9: KazekageGaaraluvr
   Posted at 8:34am on May 30th, 2009

   OH MY GOD THAT IS MUTHER FUCKING FUNNY!!!