ITT, post your craziest dreams.

[jakobsk8]

I'm not crazy, but I had a dream last night that Mitt Romney was selling soup at my school. I forgot the rest, but it was pretty freaky.

An even creepier dream I had when I was one. I was addicted to trains at the time, so this dream made a bit of sense. It was a dream where I was attacked by a billboard with a Thomas the tank engine train, but I forgot which one.

What were your craziest dreams?

[funmonkey54]

I had a dream once that my entire family was a bunch of smurfs except for me. So they came up and were like "hey Charlie can you pass the Crispix"(imagine this in a very annoying high pitched voice) and I was like "Yes I can!" in a cool deep voice kind of way because I was taller then them

[EAGAMES]

I had a dream where Micheal Jackson came to my house and I was like OMFG! Then it turned all black and next thing I know I was at a funeral. I come up to the coffin and there he was. I was like, yay! The worlds was a better and safer place for kids then.

The next morning I wake up and I was like, only if it were true...

Most of my dreams though is usually me getting killed. It's really annoying!

[TS_SonicMaster]

I usually have random weird dreams every night that make no sense at all.

One of the strangest was one in which the dream started out as the first dungeon from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. After I was done destroying the boss, I ended up in biology class with my Math teacher teaching Spanish, when a gorilla-werewolf knocked down the wall. The students turned into assorted candies and fed themselves to me, while I made my escape home on my talking bike.

Pretty crazy dream xD

[All_That_Chaz]

I had a dream that there were good threads posted in chit chat. It was too crazy to be real so I woke up.

[Tibs]

Originally Posted by funmonkey54

I had a dream once that my entire family was a bunch of smurfs except for me. So they came up and were like "hey Charlie can you pass the Crispix"(imagine this in a very annoying high pitched voice) and I was like "Yes I can!" in a cool deep voice kind of way because I was taller then them

No, that was a Family Guy joke.

[I_like_keys]

Yesterday I dreamed that I met EAGAMES in real life.
He was this bright green turtle that was flying around, sort of like that turtle from Love Hina.
He flew around for a bit then I woke up.

[Ju99ernaut]

Originally Posted by funmonkey54

So they came up and were like "hey Charlie can you pass the Crispix"(imagine this in a very annoying high pitched voice) and I was like "Yes I can!" in a cool deep voice kind of way because I was taller then them

Originally Posted by Tibs

No, that was a Family Guy joke.

Even Tibs recognized it. The dwarf upon midgets.

On topic:

I had a dream where I was at a gas station to buy a 12 pack of Dr Pepper and three guys came in to rob the place. I knew it was a dream so I advanced towards them and they started shooting at me in the chest. I still advanced and one of them shot me in the head. When I got the guy closest to me, I snapped his neck, took his gun and killed the other guys. And *POOF* I woke up.

Best. Dream. Ever.

[EAGAMES]

Originally Posted by I_like_keys

Yesterday I dreamed that I met EAGAMES in real life.
He was this bright green turtle that was flying around, sort of like that turtle from Love Hina.
He flew around for a bit then I woke up.

No that was real. I'm a turtle in real life except I'm not slow like the others. I have noob/ninja skillz at FFR.

[Coolboyrulez0]

hehehe can't tell you my craziest dream ever... boy, it was good though.

[MalReynolds]

I had a dream I lost my right arm in a construction accident and became homicidally violent, so I took a vacation and began to paint pictures that either told the future or brought things into existance.

I'm not even kidding.

I typed in a similar search query into google to try and find what a dream like that could mean, and it turns out that's the plot of the new Stephen King book.

Even more strange - I didn't even know he had a new book.

[Tibs]

Steven King is stealing our dreams. O_O

[Problems]

Originally Posted by MalReynolds

I'm not even kidding.

Mal, when it comes to you, my internet sarcasm meter is completely broken.

Last night I had an awesome dream but it's NSFW.

[lumphoboextreme]

I once had a dream there were no more hackers in FFR. *sigh*

[MalReynolds]

In this case, Problems good sir, there was no sarcasm. I had a dream that was the plot of a newly released Stephen King book that I had never heard of. It was le trippy.

[DJFunkyMunky]

I was at an In Flames concert and the only band member there was Anders and some kid playing the guitar. Another one where I was launched out of a roller coaster in Orlando and I ended up back in Miami or some swamp area where my friend ended up vomiting on me.

And some other dreams where my town is on fire or silly things like that. I usually struggle to remember my dreams, but those are just some.

[JurseyRider734]

I had some kind of dream last night that me and someone else I knew (I forget who it was) were going into this business and going into a secret safe-type-deal where there were big cement blocks that came crashing down all the time to keep whatever-it-was safe. We took in two poles to jam it so we could get to whatever it was. Then there was this really strange escalator.

Then another part of it was me going out to lunch/dinner with an undisclosed FFR member and talking about going out again and then we were in an elevator with these other creepy people and went into this undisclosed FFR-member's hotel room (which was very close to the elevator) and they were telling me how convenient it is to have a room that's close to the elevator and they always get the room whenever they stay in this hotel. I don't remember much after that.

[flameshadow]

lol umm i had a dream i was a hamster rolling down a hill during world war II
pretty figgen random

[omgitznpv]

I had a dream that I unlocked Oni.

wait that happened irl already sry guyz

[ieatyourlvllol]

world peace