Most Embarassing Moments

chunky_cheese · 03-7-2007, 12:23 AM

Anyone care to share a story of their own or a hypothetical friends?

jamuko · 03-7-2007, 01:03 AM

The other day, I returned to my dorm room after a 3-week period of near complete absence. I hadn't seen my roommate at all during that time, which was fortunate because things are really awkward between us.

I stick my key in the lock and open the door, hoping nobody was in there. Instead, I get a nice view of my roommate and her boyfriend in compromising positions.

We kind of looked at each other really awkwardly for what was probably only about half a second, but stung through the heart like eyes of a murderer caught in the act. I quickly dropped off some bags I was carrying and got out of there ASAP.

Needless to say, I didn't go back again the whole night. Nor has a single word been spoken between us since then.

psychopete · 03-7-2007, 01:40 AM

Awhile ago, someone tripped me in the halls at school, and instead of falling, I grabbed onto the nearest person to try and regain my balance (I was in the middle of the halls and didn't want to go face first into the floor), but I wasn't looking and grabbed that person's crotch by accident when trying to grab on someone's shoulder.

What I find hilarious is that people think I'm straight. Even after that.

FoJaR · 03-7-2007, 01:49 AM

dont worry, i dont think you're straight!

sebra · 03-7-2007, 08:54 AM

i amputated two fingertips at work and i was pretty embarassed

WarlockRox · 03-7-2007, 03:18 PM

I can't really think of any embarassing moments of my own (my life is too boring to be embarassing), but I have one about my best friend.
We were at McDonalds, discussing the nutritional value of their food. She (13 at the time) picks up a french fry, dips it in ketchup, looks at it thoughtfully, and says, "Do you ever wonder what french fries are made of?" That was almost three years ago, and I still give her sh*t about it.

meiloyn · 03-7-2007, 03:32 PM

When I made a fool of myself during a volleyball game today.

I hate volleyball. It's just as bad as football. It hurts my fingers, damnit!

SulferDragon · 03-7-2007, 03:35 PM

I never get embarrassed.

Though, on time I tripped of the DDR pad face first in a busy arcade after losing on PSMO. That was actually kinda fun to be honest

jugglinguy · 03-7-2007, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by psychopete

Awhile ago, someone tripped me in the halls at school, and instead of falling, I grabbed onto the nearest person to try and regain my balance (I was in the middle of the halls and didn't want to go face first into the floor), but I wasn't looking and grabbed that person's crotch by accident when trying to grab on someone's shoulder.

What I find hilarious is that people think I'm straight. Even after that.

Wow there's a lot of non straight people here.

I really don't have anything embarrassing

.

sammo123 · 03-7-2007, 03:45 PM

its not embarrising but it just happened so i will share i walked onto the school but and tripped on the stair and fell forward and beeped the horn and i get scared at loud noises so i jumped up and hit my head on the cieling of the bus it was funny

darklordsarumon9 · 03-7-2007, 04:26 PM

Quick one I can remember.

GF and I were goofing around, and I went to blow my nose.

HUGE booger on my shirt.
She freaked and laughed.

I was like....Oh....

Shadow_Hunter · 03-7-2007, 04:56 PM

My most embarrassing moment would be when I was 9...my best friend kissed me using tongue while I was asleep. I woke up and his tongue was shoved in my mouth. He was 9 too...I was disgusted, scared, and embarrassing.

There was more to it then that, but let's leave it at that.

EDIT: Oh, by the way I'M STRAIGHT! AND ALWAYS WILL BE!

Ruu · 03-7-2007, 05:27 PM

Not to embarrassing, but after swimming in gym. I didn't notice that when I was changing, water leaked onto my pants. To my luck, it landed on the crotch area, and started spreading down the leg of my jeans. It looked like I took a huge leak in my pants. I didn't notice until class was over. Being the wuss I am, I went to the office, called my parents, who brought me a spare change. Unfortunately, I had to sit through a whole period before I could change. I felt like more of a loser than I already am.

sammo123 · 03-7-2007, 05:33 PM

u have swimming in gym wierd w/e lol

wickedawesomeful · 03-7-2007, 05:36 PM

One time in the cafeteria I was really bored. I had a gogurt in my lunch that day, so I started screwing around with the tube. Then, I picked it up, and slammed it as hard as I could against the table. It ****ing exploded. It went everywhere. I had to go through the rest of the day covered in gogurt.

KILLER202 · 03-7-2007, 05:52 PM

mine is when i was riding my bike got my shoelace stuck rolled a few time then was stuck for a while,then i just backpedaled.

Magnum13 · 03-7-2007, 05:59 PM

years ago, when I was sledding, I got up and I was a bit dazed, and I just stood there, then a sled hit me, I flew up in the air and landed on a sled with 2 girls on it. EDIT: and I landed on the girls' heads!!!

darklordsarumon9 · 03-7-2007, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sammo123

u have swimming in gym wierd w/e lol

Most schools do...I do.

meiloyn · 03-7-2007, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruu

Not to embarrassing, but after swimming in gym. I didn't notice that when I was changing, water leaked onto my pants. To my luck, it landed on the crotch area, and started spreading down the leg of my jeans. It looked like I took a huge leak in my pants. I didn't notice until class was over. Being the wuss I am, I went to the office, called my parents, who brought me a spare change. Unfortunately, I had to sit through a whole period before I could change. I felt like more of a loser than I already am.

That must have been embarrassing.

But at least you have a swimming pool at your school. I wish we had one.

Because I love swimming better than any other physical activity. Plus a public swimming pool like that allows you to look at shirtless guys and get away with it.

jamuko · 03-7-2007, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meiloyn

When I made a fool of myself during a volleyball game today.

I hate volleyball. It's just as bad as football. It hurts my fingers, damnit!

Finally, someone else who had this problem.

Serving was the death of me. After having to do it many times repeatedly in class, my whole thumb got hugely swollen up and purple. It hurt like the dickens to keep serving with it like that, and I tried showing my teacher, but she didn't care (thought I must have been doing it wrong or something, when clearly I was doing it exactly as I was supposed to).

So glad I never have to take P.E. again.

03-7-2007, 12:23 AM	#1
chunky_cheese FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 33 Posts: 1,736	Most Embarassing Moments Anyone care to share a story of their own or a hypothetical friends?

03-7-2007, 01:03 AM	#2
jamuko FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: あｓｄｆ。 Posts: 1,083	Re: Most Embarassing Moments The other day, I returned to my dorm room after a 3-week period of near complete absence. I hadn't seen my roommate at all during that time, which was fortunate because things are really awkward between us. I stick my key in the lock and open the door, hoping nobody was in there. Instead, I get a nice view of my roommate and her boyfriend in compromising positions. We kind of looked at each other really awkwardly for what was probably only about half a second, but stung through the heart like eyes of a murderer caught in the act. I quickly dropped off some bags I was carrying and got out of there ASAP. Needless to say, I didn't go back again the whole night. Nor has a single word been spoken between us since then. __________________ ♪~ Always Happy! Smile! Hello! I like delicious things I shoot eye beams at the things I hate and make them explode! (Yay!) So Happy! Smile! Hello! It's a picnic every day There's lots of happiness in my pocket So let's play forever~

03-7-2007, 01:40 AM	#3
psychopete Quite electrifying. Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: <query unsuccessful> Age: 33 Posts: 833	Re: Most Embarassing Moments Awhile ago, someone tripped me in the halls at school, and instead of falling, I grabbed onto the nearest person to try and regain my balance (I was in the middle of the halls and didn't want to go face first into the floor), but I wasn't looking and grabbed that person's crotch by accident when trying to grab on someone's shoulder. What I find hilarious is that people think I'm straight. Even after that.

03-7-2007, 01:49 AM	#4
FoJaR The Worst Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: space ghost is dead to me Posts: 2,816	Re: Most Embarassing Moments dont worry, i dont think you're straight! __________________

03-7-2007, 03:18 PM	#6
WarlockRox FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Garland, Texas Age: 33 Posts: 88	Re: Most Embarassing Moments I can't really think of any embarassing moments of my own (my life is too boring to be embarassing), but I have one about my best friend. We were at McDonalds, discussing the nutritional value of their food. She (13 at the time) picks up a french fry, dips it in ketchup, looks at it thoughtfully, and says, "Do you ever wonder what french fries are made of?" That was almost three years ago, and I still give her sh*t about it. __________________ I gave into the myspace trend. T.T ^ Link ^

03-7-2007, 03:32 PM	#7
meiloyn FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: n00b Ridden (altered name of real city) Posts: 291	Re: Most Embarassing Moments When I made a fool of myself during a volleyball game today. I hate volleyball. It's just as bad as football. It hurts my fingers, damnit! __________________ My little corner of Local Reality Quotes: Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret. Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you? Zack: Shut up. It's funny. Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

03-7-2007, 03:35 PM	#8
SulferDragon this is a waste of space Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Oregon Age: 33 Posts: 2,668	Re: Most Embarassing Moments I never get embarrassed. Though, on time I tripped of the DDR pad face first in a busy arcade after losing on PSMO. That was actually kinda fun to be honest __________________

03-7-2007, 03:45 PM	#10
sammo123 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Age: 31 Posts: 1,339	Re: Most Embarassing Moments its not embarrising but it just happened so i will share i walked onto the school but and tripped on the stair and fell forward and beeped the horn and i get scared at loud noises so i jumped up and hit my head on the cieling of the bus it was funny

03-7-2007, 05:27 PM	#13
Ruu FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 32 Posts: 70	Re: Most Embarassing Moments Not to embarrassing, but after swimming in gym. I didn't notice that when I was changing, water leaked onto my pants. To my luck, it landed on the crotch area, and started spreading down the leg of my jeans. It looked like I took a huge leak in my pants. I didn't notice until class was over. Being the wuss I am, I went to the office, called my parents, who brought me a spare change. Unfortunately, I had to sit through a whole period before I could change. I felt like more of a loser than I already am.

03-7-2007, 05:33 PM	#14
sammo123 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Age: 31 Posts: 1,339	Re: Most Embarassing Moments u have swimming in gym wierd w/e lol

03-7-2007, 05:36 PM	#15
wickedawesomeful Carls, Girls, & Drugs Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Tosh's noose. Age: 31 Posts: 3,888	Re: Most Embarassing Moments One time in the cafeteria I was really bored. I had a gogurt in my lunch that day, so I started screwing around with the tube. Then, I picked it up, and slammed it as hard as I could against the table. It ****ing exploded. It went everywhere. I had to go through the rest of the day covered in gogurt. __________________ http://dozemusic.com/

03-7-2007, 05:52 PM	#16
KILLER202 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 31	Re: Most Embarassing Moments mine is when i was riding my bike got my shoelace stuck rolled a few time then was stuck for a while,then i just backpedaled. __________________ 92% of teens listen to rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your signature!

03-7-2007, 05:59 PM	#17
Magnum13 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In your mind, and it scares me. Age: 31 Posts: 311	Re: Most Embarassing Moments years ago, when I was sledding, I got up and I was a bit dazed, and I just stood there, then a sled hit me, I flew up in the air and landed on a sled with 2 girls on it. EDIT: and I landed on the girls' heads!!! __________________ There are nO suBliminal mEssages in mY foruM signaturE

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