11-15-2004, 12:17 AM | #1 |
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As your Forum President, I feel I should be doing things.
So here's my first State Of The Union address.
Forums are lookin' pretty good. Thank you for your time. But that's not all! If you're unaware of the chain of command (which I'm sure you are), here's what I have so far. I might add more poeple to it depending on my modd and what people have to offer. - Mr. President, obviously. Listen to everything I say and do everything I tell you to do at all times unless it breaks a forum or site rule (:D sup mods). - Kefit, as VP, is basically me unless I feel like overriding him for whatever reason, which probably won't be often (if at all). - Moogy is the Secretary of Defense. He wanders the forums vigilantly and makes fun of any idiots he comes across, thus protecting us all from the constant thread of stupidity. - Synth gets a position as soon as I can think of a good one. Just because I'm better than you doesn't mean I'm 100% perfect. =\ EDIT: The above also applies to Privateer and Bean. - 4chan, as a whole, is our judicial system. /b/ is the Cheif Justice or whatever the hell is the official title for the head of USA's Supreme Court. I swear fealty to the WSC and acknowledge that they control my every action. Disobey/disrespect any of the people on this list and I will kick you out of the country much like Gene Snitsky punted the baby doll last week on RAW. Any questions? No? Good. We now rejoin your regularly scheduled thread, already in progress.
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11-15-2004, 12:33 AM | #2 |
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RE: As your Forum President, I feel I should be doing things
so amusing.
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11-15-2004, 12:34 AM | #3 |
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The members of the Angel-tai compose our secret service. Thus, they have a license to kill. Don't piss them off.
Furthermore, I declare Angryhead-chan our official Foreign Ambassador. It has also been decided that the staff of this site shall compose both the FBI and the CIA. |
11-15-2004, 12:43 AM | #4 |
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So what of the rumors on the internets that there will be a draft?
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11-15-2004, 12:55 AM | #5 |
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We feel that Moogy is a sufficient force to deal with any threats to our forum. If the situation becomes dire, then we are fully ready to unleash the full might of /b/.
In other words, no one here has any reason to fear being drafted. Unless, of course, we don't like you. |
11-15-2004, 01:13 AM | #6 |
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Never forget. The WSC still exists. And now we have a wonderful puppet government through which to work.
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11-15-2004, 01:32 AM | #7 |
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11-15-2004, 02:26 AM | #8 |
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Kilgamayan and I are officials elected by the will of those who compose this forum.
The WSC is a group of self-appointed elitists. I believe that it is clear where the power lies. |
11-15-2004, 03:19 AM | #9 |
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Be aware that I am a fully able-bodied and responsible forum veteran willing to put forth the effort needed in order to preserve and develop these forums.
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11-15-2004, 05:17 AM | #10 |
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Hey kilga....you suck.
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11-15-2004, 06:10 AM | #11 |
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Arr' mateys. I be a pirate, y'arr'g. I hereby order Feuergeist to walk the plank, arr'.
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11-15-2004, 06:17 AM | #12 | |
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11-15-2004, 06:57 AM | #13 | |
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11-15-2004, 07:01 AM | #14 |
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The WSC has never even done anything.
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11-15-2004, 07:02 AM | #15 | |
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11-15-2004, 08:59 AM | #17 |
Summer!!
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You have no idea what we do, especially at our sexy parties!
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11-15-2004, 09:07 AM | #18 |
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Quiet, LD...you know they're not supposed to know about that...
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11-15-2004, 10:47 AM | #19 |
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We have a union?
And there's a state of it? Since when? The forums are basically anarchaic communism... ~Squeek |
11-15-2004, 11:05 AM | #20 |
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As a black man on the staff, I believe I should be made Head of Urban Development and Commonwealth. That way at least someone other than Colin Powell will be in the White House. Err, I mean the Arrow House.
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