The ultimate (sensual?) rhythm game

[ShadoWolfe]

Stumbled onto this dream of every rhythm gamer somehow while watching dance vids on youtube.

Obvs the example song played in the video is really slow and focused on the "sensual" elements of playing the game, but I'd love to actually find this game and play it on the hardest difficulty. I found it interesting that they kept adding body parts every level instead of increasing bpm or notecount (to add to the sensual aspect), but I really think this would be hilariously fun played as an actual game and not as a sex aid.

Basically, I would pay good money to see two D7 players play a much faster version of this game. I think, at a certain level, all sensuality would be discarded to keep up with the notes; even dickgrabs or clitswipes wouldn't arouse either player because of the intense focus required.

I think..

Now just to pitch my idea to Japanese game show directors..

[Arch0wl]

I'd play this but only if I had an equally competent dance partner

so I mean without TrixiePuff it might not work and I'm just saying that out of purely logistical observation

[roundbox]

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

even dickgrabs or clitswipes wouldn't arouse either player because of the intense focus required.

Quotable

[TrixiePuff]

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

I'd play this but only if I had an equally competent dance partner

so I mean without TrixiePuff it might not work and I'm just saying that out of purely logistical observation

I feel like I wouldn't have the patience for this. I mean as "sensual" as it's suppose to be, it seems relatively boring. If I were to try and make this game somewhat sensual I wouldn't be placing the pads on body parts like the legs and shoulders.

Just sayin'.

[Arch0wl]

Originally Posted by TrixiePuff

If I were to try and make this game somewhat sensual I wouldn't be placing the pads on body parts like the legs and shoulders. Just sayin'.

we can have dickswipemania if you want but the goal is world records here and I'm in it to win it

[TrixiePuff]

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

we can have dickswipemania if you want but the goal is world records here and I'm in it to win it

Well logically that is the point of a "game." I'm not saying I wouldn't want to win, I'm saying let's make it a little more interesting.

[ShadoWolfe]

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

we can have dickswipemania if you want but the goal is world records here and I'm in it to win it

This.

Imagine watching a couple playing this and just seeing a blurry flash of hands grabbing, pulling, tugging, swiping, stroking, sliding, and smacking away at electronic sensors placed on each others' erogenous zones.

Those "presses" then get sent to an electronic judging system that determines your score based on correctly hitting the timing of the notes at their respective erogenous zone.

It's easy to get carried away with the sensual aspect as a beginner, but any serious player wouldn't think twice about having his dick stroked if it meant moving one step closer to winning.

Obviously.

[TrixiePuff]

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

Imagine watching a couple playing this and just seeing a blurry flash of hands grabbing, pulling, tugging, swiping, stroking, sliding, and smacking away at electronic sensors placed on each others' erogenous zones.

This being said I'm literally imagining someone fucking up and accidentally slapping someone in the nuts.

[Arch0wl]

Originally Posted by TrixiePuff

This being said I'm literally imagining someone fucking up and accidentally slapping someone in the nuts.

a risk I'm willing to take

Originally Posted by TrixiePuff

Well logically that is the point of a "game." I'm not saying I wouldn't want to win, I'm saying let's make it a little more interesting.

absolutely, we can make it a lot more interesting and this is the team spirit I admire

Puff / 0wl for clean sweep victory

[ShadoWolfe]

Originally Posted by TrixiePuff

Well logically that is the point of a "game." I'm not saying I wouldn't want to win, I'm saying let's make it a little more interesting.

Lmao
You're in luck. As shown in the original video, the game gets more X-rated the higher the level goes. I assumed the original game design would devolve into sex by level nine, which is why I had to make some changes. Clearly, I was mistaken in developing it to what I thought would make a better game, as opposed to the desires of my target audience.

I just figured if y'all wanted to have sex with background music, you'd already be doing it..

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

absolutely, we can make it a lot more interesting and this is the team spirit I admire

Puff / 0wl for clean sweep victory

You're welcome
I just don't know how clean that sweep would be..
More like Puff/Owl for sloppy hot victory?

[SpaceGorilla]

what the fuck

[TrixiePuff]

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

a risk I'm willing to take

absolutely, we can make it a lot more interesting and this is the team spirit I admire

Puff / 0wl for clean sweep victory

My body is ready to win.

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

I just figured if y'all wanted to have sex with background music, you'd already be doing it..

You're welcome
I just don't know how clean that sweep would be..
More like Puff/Owl for sloppy hot victory?

Sometimes regular sex gets boring, y'know?

Also I don't think "clean" was the right word for Arch to use. Sloppy hot victory sounds a lot more appealing in terms of this game.

EDIT: Although victory in any situation sounds very appealing to me.

[Arch0wl]

Originally Posted by TrixiePuff

My body is ready to win.

multiple interpretations of this sentence exist and they all work

Originally Posted by TrixiePuff

Also I don't think "clean" was the right word for Arch to use. Sloppy hot victory sounds a lot more appealing in terms of this game.

Although victory in any situation sounds very appealing to me.

look here ms. puff -- if that even is your real name -- I appreciate the innuendo and mental image and exhibitionist indulgence in the implication of us high-scoring a video game via porn star sex, in fact this may or may not have inspired our current set of facebook messages, but in 2016 it is extremely insensitive to just throw out the word 'sloppy' at a man's scores like we don't know the history of that word

'sloppy' MA

'sloppy' combo

'sloppy' chart patterns

the scars run deep, dear.

[Arch0wl]

ShadoWolf pls streamline this game we're already swapping strats

[Dinglesberry]

They should implement arch0wling into the game

[TrixiePuff]

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

multiple interpretations of this sentence exist and they all work

That was the point

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

look here ms. puff -- if that even is your real name -- I appreciate the innuendo and mental image and exhibitionist indulgence in the implication of us high-scoring a video game via porn star sex, in fact this may or may not have inspired our current set of facebook messages, but in 2016 it is extremely insensitive to just throw out the word 'sloppy' at a man's scores like we don't know the history of that word

'sloppy' MA

'sloppy' combo

'sloppy' chart patterns

the scars run deep, dear.

Rest assured my dear "sloppy" was in reference to the possibility of the end result of sex. "Hot victory" was in reference to annihilating our competition. At least, that's how I interpreted it as.

[ShadoWolfe]

Originally Posted by TrixiePuff

My body is ready to win.

Sometimes regular sex gets boring, y'know?

EDIT: Although victory in any situation sounds very appealing to me.

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ohbby.
Arch's gonna have his hands *full* with you, huh?

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

I appreciate the innuendo and mental image and exhibitionist indulgence in the implication of us high-scoring a video game via porn star sex, in fact this may or may not have inspired our current set of facebook messages, but in 2016 it is extremely insensitive to just throw out the word 'sloppy' at a man's scores like we don't know the history of that word

'sloppy' MA

'sloppy' combo

'sloppy' chart patterns

the scars run deep, dear.

Ouch. Awwww, poor baby. D':
Relax, sloppy can only be a good thing here.

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

ShadoWolf pls streamline this game we're already swapping strats

lmao I bet that's not the only thing you're swapping
anyways,

I've figured you out, imposter! You're not trying to win at all... You just want luscious booty buns hotdogging your wiener!

High heels would throw off your team's balance, endangering your chances of victory but enhancing your penile stimulation during gameplay. I won't say a word to her, but SHAME ON YOU

Originally Posted by Dinglesberry

They should implement arch0wling into the game

The Arch0wl: To attempt to divert a SexMania™ tournament by engaging in steamy pornstar sex, causing every other participant to follow suit and thus derailing every other team. Arch0wling is generally followed by a quick return to serious gameplay, allowing your team to be the only one to complete a song, therefore winning said SexMania™ tournament.

[Wayward Vagabond]

I'd be great at this game if there's a singles mode

[Arch0wl]

Originally Posted by TrixiePuff

possibility of the end result of sex.

Originally Posted by TrixiePuff

possibility

certainty*

[Dinglesberry]

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

certainty*

Cer-taint-y*

Originally Posted by ShadoWolfe

The Arch0wl: To attempt to divert a SexMania™ tournament by engaging in steamy pornstar sex, causing every other participant to follow suit and thus derailing every other team.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=arch0wl

Can't redefine the word, sorry :/ I think the original definition would have a solid place in the metagame anyways, though.