Heed my advice

**aperson** · 08-20-2004, 02:01 PM

I have learned an important lesson at school today, all in the name of science.

We're sitting bored in class, one person has Binaca Spray. What is the logical thing to do in this situation, you ask? Why to see who can take the most shots in a row before they give up.

The first person begins and takes 20 shots. He closes his mouth and shakes his head around a bit then feels fine.

The second person ups the ante with 27 shots. His mouth hurts and it tingles for awhile.

So what do I do? I beat both their silly asses by taking 34 shots. By about the 27th my mouth is burning, and by the time I get to 34 I give up. I try to close my mouth and swallow it but I can't, it's just kind of numb so I sit there and drool on the floor for about 15 seconds so I can close my mouth.

2 hours later I'm sitting here at home typing this eating cheez-its. I can almost taste them.

Suffice to say I have another story to tell and it's the funniest thing that's happened for awhile.

fusi0n · 08-20-2004, 02:04 PM

**aperson** · 08-20-2004, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusi0n

oic

I'm posting on an internet.

Mwerp · 08-20-2004, 02:19 PM

wats an internet
is it latin~

**aperson** · 08-20-2004, 02:22 PM

Yes!

Roots:
Intert - Connected
Net - A zebraloaf used to shamanize merchants in the mid 1300s

**lightdarkness** · 08-20-2004, 02:26 PM

Nice.

Mwerp · 08-20-2004, 02:26 PM

hmm i see

fusi0n · 08-20-2004, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aperson

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusi0n

oic

I'm posting on an internet.

wat

QreepyBORIS · 08-20-2004, 02:49 PM

Okay, now I know not to do that.

How did the little thing of Bianca last that long? O_o

Ooh, here is something: How much Skyrocket can you chug before you DIE?

CypherToorima · 08-20-2004, 02:59 PM

how meny pop-roks an sota can u dirnk til ur intestines ezplode

08-20-2004, 03:44 PM

What the deuce is Binaca Spray?

**Reach** · 08-20-2004, 03:49 PM

some type of alcohol i guess. i've never had it...but lol. sounds like...fun? XD

fusi0n · 08-20-2004, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chardish

What the deuce is Binaca Spray?

Hemorrhoidal spray.

**Reach** · 08-20-2004, 03:56 PM

Oh its breath spray.

Never heard of it before....so I can't say how much 34 shots is o_O when you said shots it sounded like shot glasses XD.

CyanoticXtC · 08-20-2004, 05:05 PM

I used to chew on the little bottles until one of them exploded in my mouth, I didnt taste anything for a damn while =/

emccky · 08-20-2004, 05:34 PM

Next competition you should do: how many shots of pepperspray can you take in your eyes before you quit?

Privateer · 08-20-2004, 05:43 PM

I did that 4 years ago in 6th grade. It was a blue bottle with different shit than the regular white and green/blue ones you probably did it with. I lost to someone who ran the bottle empty (it was already half-used when we began). Yeah, that shit's real fun to do when you're bored at school.

dinnerroll · 08-20-2004, 06:47 PM

you should see who can chug the most tabasco.

LEGO · 08-20-2004, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dinnerroll

you should see who can chug the most tabasco.

I r teh win. 2+ bottles typically on a normal boring afternoon, and that's only because I ran/run out

xTidusx · 08-20-2004, 06:55 PM

Heh. My friends and I (one of them is DHS1) were spraying that stuff in our eyes on a coach bus trip back form a field trip. I wasn't dumb enough to do it... but DHS1 was.

Just kidding, just kidding. They really did do that, though.

08-20-2004, 02:01 PM	#1
aperson FFR Hall of Fame Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Houston Posts: 3,428	Heed my advice I have learned an important lesson at school today, all in the name of science. We're sitting bored in class, one person has Binaca Spray. What is the logical thing to do in this situation, you ask? Why to see who can take the most shots in a row before they give up. The first person begins and takes 20 shots. He closes his mouth and shakes his head around a bit then feels fine. The second person ups the ante with 27 shots. His mouth hurts and it tingles for awhile. So what do I do? I beat both their silly asses by taking 34 shots. By about the 27th my mouth is burning, and by the time I get to 34 I give up. I try to close my mouth and swallow it but I can't, it's just kind of numb so I sit there and drool on the floor for about 15 seconds so I can close my mouth. 2 hours later I'm sitting here at home typing this eating cheez-its. I can almost taste them. Suffice to say I have another story to tell and it's the funniest thing that's happened for awhile. __________________

08-20-2004, 02:04 PM	#2
fusi0n FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Indianapolis, IN Age: 36 Posts: 2,158	oic __________________

08-20-2004, 02:22 PM	#5
aperson FFR Hall of Fame Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Houston Posts: 3,428	Yes! Roots: Intert - Connected Net - A zebraloaf used to shamanize merchants in the mid 1300s __________________

08-20-2004, 02:26 PM	#6
lightdarkness Summer!! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: New York Age: 35 Posts: 11,308	Nice. __________________

08-20-2004, 02:49 PM	#9
QreepyBORIS FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: It is a mystery. Age: 33 Posts: 7,454	Okay, now I know not to do that. How did the little thing of Bianca last that long? O_o Ooh, here is something: How much Skyrocket can you chug before you DIE? __________________ Signature subject to change. THE ZERRRRRG.

08-20-2004, 02:19 PM	#4
Mwerp Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,078	wats an internet is it latin~

08-20-2004, 02:59 PM	#10
CypherToorima Boss of all bosses Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Phone Home! Age: 35 Posts: 2,452	how meny pop-roks an sota can u dirnk til ur intestines ezplode __________________ I'm a figantic gaggot

08-20-2004, 03:44 PM	#11
User6773 Guest Posts: n/a	What the deuce is Binaca Spray?

08-20-2004, 03:49 PM	#12
Reach FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canada Age: 37 Posts: 7,471	some type of alcohol i guess. i've never had it...but lol. sounds like...fun? XD __________________

08-20-2004, 03:56 PM	#14
Reach FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canada Age: 37 Posts: 7,471	Oh its breath spray. Never heard of it before....so I can't say how much 34 shots is o_O when you said shots it sounded like shot glasses XD. __________________

08-20-2004, 05:05 PM	#15
CyanoticXtC FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Aviano, Italy Age: 38 Posts: 259	I used to chew on the little bottles until one of them exploded in my mouth, I didnt taste anything for a damn while =/ __________________

08-20-2004, 05:34 PM	#16
emccky Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: word Posts: 4,811	Next competition you should do: how many shots of pepperspray can you take in your eyes before you quit?

08-20-2004, 05:43 PM	#17
Privateer FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 2,962	I did that 4 years ago in 6th grade. It was a blue bottle with different shit than the regular white and green/blue ones you probably did it with. I lost to someone who ran the bottle empty (it was already half-used when we began). Yeah, that shit's real fun to do when you're bored at school. __________________

08-20-2004, 06:47 PM	#18
dinnerroll FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 283	you should see who can chug the most tabasco. __________________

08-20-2004, 06:55 PM	#20
xTidusx FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: U.S. Posts: 52	Heh. My friends and I (one of them is DHS1) were spraying that stuff in our eyes on a coach bus trip back form a field trip. I wasn't dumb enough to do it... but DHS1 was. Just kidding, just kidding. They really did do that, though. __________________ <img src=http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/ffrsiggy.php?user=xTidusx&url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Tidus2/FFRstats2.png>

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