50 Ideas For Elevator Fun!!

[Cenright]

I just had to post this. It was edited a little, but I think that made it better.



1. Make race car noises when people get on and off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!"
4. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off, except for the twitching of one hand.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Burp, then say, "Mmmmm.....tasty!"
21. Meow occasionally.
22. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
23. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
24. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
25. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.
26. Holler, "Chutes away!!" whenever the elevator descends.
27. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
28. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your cell-phone?"
34. Play the accordion.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf??"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively while slowly jirating. (can be used in conjunction with #10) You can also reassure an imaginary friend that it will all be ok, and that it wont be like last time.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively (or disgustingly) at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "BAD TOUCH!" or “NO TOUCHIE; NOOOOO TOUCHIE” (Crossing your two index fingers in front of you helps)


(Having a friend along for observing or playing along is so much better.)


Have any favorites or others that aren't up here?

[lightdarkness]

OMFG


I'M GOING ON AN ELIVATOR TOMARROW

[Cenright]

I thought that was up your alley LD.

My mom would be the other person to play along with something like this.

[Kilgamayan]

Originally Posted by Cenright

14. One word: Flatulence!

http://www.emotioneric.com/emotionfi...vatorfart.html

I should try #36.

[tnyhwk900]

I read this on a joke site a long time ago.. where'd you get it from?

[Cenright]

I don't know. It was E-mailed to my sister a while ago.


I did a few changes though because my sister and I had a few ideas that expanded on ones already there.

[Freak83]

Hmm now that I can drive on my own there are so many possibilites... Now where's a good elevator?

13, 17, and 33 heh heh heh.

[Cenright]

I still love #10 and #46. You could sit on the floor with you face in the corner and rock back and forth while stroking the blanket. Every so often, you talk to it about getting away, protecting it, and even assure it that everything will be ok.

[Moogy]

Try the Sears Tower. The elevator there only takes about 50 seconds to go up ~100 floors, though.

I got a cool T-shirt there, though.

[Kenzya]

I thought this thread was going to be about Elevator Action.. I was dissapointed..

[xObserveRx]

Sex, that's fun... In or out of an elevator.

[QreepyBORIS]

Sears tower elevator takes 73 seconds, last time I checked. 120 or so floors for 1450 or so feet.

Anyhow, This is monsterously old. I don't think I spelled that word right.

In Trigger Happy TV, this dude put TOILET in an elevator, and took a newspaper and pretended to be taking a crap when people tried getting on or off. There were a couple other things too, like people in animal suits in an elevator pretending to have sex and stuff.

I love that show.

[Spazzbite]

Originally Posted by QreepyBORIS

In Trigger Happy TV, this dude put TOILET in an elevator, and took a newspaper and pretended to be taking a crap when people tried getting on or off. There were a couple other things too, like people in animal suits in an elevator pretending to have sex and stuff.

I love that show.

ROFL that was an awesome episode. The look on the guy's face was priceless when he saw the guy on the toilet.

For those who skateboard, get in an elevator that moves fast, and see how high you can ollie going up, then try it going down.

[Afrobean]

Originally Posted by Cenright

14. One word: Flatulence!

I'm soo bummed... I just spent about an hour searching for a picture of Peter Griffin in the evlevator when he says, "umm... it was you." Bah! I couldn't find it.

Originally Posted by Spazz

For those who skateboard, get in an elevator that moves fast, and see how high you can ollie going up, then try it going down.

Spazz, that's actually a good idea... how would the security people know?

[Kenzya]

Actually Elevator Action wasn't that great of a game so I was kind of relieved when I saw it wasn't about Elevator Action.

[tnyhwk900]

Originally Posted by Spazzbite

For those who skateboard, get in an elevator that moves fast, and see how high you can ollie going up, then try it going down.

Thst would only work if you ollied a split second before the elevator starts moving. If you ollie after it starts, you're going the same speed as the elevator, making you only ollie normal height. But if you time it right, you can tell your friends, "OMGF I OLLIE'D 6 FEET HI!!!!!111"

And if you cant manage to smuggle a board onto the elevator, it also works with jumping.

[nostopballa]

those were hilarious. 17 was my favorite. although i couldn't do that or prank calls, i laugh too much and cant keep a straight face.

[jewpinthethird]

Originally Posted by tnyhwk900

Thst would only work if you ollied a split second before the elevator starts moving. If you ollie after it starts, you're going the same speed as the elevator, making you only ollie normal height. But if you time it right, you can tell your friends, "OMGF I OLLIE'D 6 FEET HI!!!!!111"

And if you cant manage to smuggle a board onto the elevator, it also works with jumping.

Yeah, the Marriot in Dallas Texas has uber fast elevators, my friend and I spent about 30 mintues riding them...and jumping, and stopping at eachfloor to check for left over food from room service.

[Cenright]

In the Hotel just across the street from Carnegie hall, there were about 3 groups of us, and there were 4 elevators. We would get out and different floors and then take other elevators and see how often we met up.

[jewpinthethird]

Originally Posted by Cenright

In the Hotel just across the street from Carnegie hall, there were about 3 groups of us, and there were 4 elevators. We would get out and different floors and then take other elevators and see how often we met up.

Hah, that is an awesome idea.