Kirby Vs. Jesus Vs. Godzilla

**Moogy** · 06-15-2004, 06:01 PM

Who would win? My money's on Kirby.

jewpinthethird · 06-15-2004, 06:07 PM

Kirby, because he can suck Godzilla and Jesus up into his mouth, spit them out, and steal their powers.

**lightdarkness** · 06-15-2004, 06:08 PM

Moogy would win

Kefit · 06-15-2004, 06:09 PM

Kirby inhales Jesus and Godzilla at the same time, which gives him roulette, which lands on crash.

From here he can defeat anyone. Even Mr. T.

Omeganitros · 06-15-2004, 06:23 PM

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 06-15-2004, 06:24 PM

Kirby got the power
LOL

RIGHT BACK AT YA
LAFO

Verruckter · 06-15-2004, 06:27 PM

Waht a gay show. Anyone of u seen Collin Mochrie vs. Jesus H. Christ?

**Kilgamayan** · 06-15-2004, 06:36 PM

Jesus would put up a tough fight but I think Kirby would get him in the end.

Omeganitros · 06-15-2004, 06:43 PM

Kirby is awesome. He's like Megaman, except Megaman has to kill guys to get their powers.

NeoDarkHeart · 06-15-2004, 07:04 PM

kirby for teh win!

Arch0wl · 06-15-2004, 07:07 PM

Jesus.

Kirby would only get a little bit of his awesome power and that's not enough.

I mean hell if Jesus was a SM player he could AAA revo on FFR.

NeoDarkHeart · 06-15-2004, 07:11 PM

no, kirby would get his ultimate power. he always does. he'd use "apocolypse" or something, or if he died, he'd use "resurrect", except he wouldnt go to heaven because he's not jesus, he'd just wake up and keep fighting. jesus would have to come back down from heaven. =P

and kirby couldnt play ddr or ffr. he has no legs or fingers. jesus has an unfair advantage.

Musical_Master · 06-15-2004, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

Jesus.

Kirby would only get a little bit of his awesome power and that's not enough.

I mean hell if Jesus was a SM player he could AAA revo on FFR.

No, he would AAAA revo on FFR.

Privateer · 06-15-2004, 07:18 PM

Fuckin' Godzilla would mess 'em both up. I mean COME ON. He's HUGE. Jesus is rusty and Kirby is clearly too small.

kaykyukid · 06-15-2004, 07:20 PM

Jesus is all powerful, so therefore he could destroy kirby in a instant as well as Godzilla. Jesus would win, no contest.

NeoDarkHeart · 06-15-2004, 07:22 PM

kirby could eat him. he'd puff up huge, but he'd sh!t him out in the form of a bigass star, gaining his strength and firebreathing... if godzilla breathes fire.

but he could just suck up jesus and keep apocolypse-ing godzilla.

**Moogy** · 06-15-2004, 07:22 PM

This is assuming that we're using the "Kung-fu" expansion pack for Jesus, and god mode is OFF.

Omeganitros · 06-15-2004, 07:23 PM

Jesus? Psh. Hank J. Wimbleton took him on, Kirby and Godzilla would have no problem with Jesus.

NeoDarkHeart · 06-15-2004, 07:27 PM

rofl madness kicks ass.

and yeah! that was when jesus had a sword and a legion of zombies, even.

Privateer · 06-15-2004, 07:29 PM

God mode is OFF? Wow, Godzilla would majorly win.

View Poll Results: Who would win?
Kirby	35	67.31%
Jesus	12	23.08%
Godzilla	5	9.62%
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06-15-2004, 06:01 PM	#1
Moogy 嗚呼 Join Date: Aug 2003 Age: 34 Posts: 10,303	Kirby Vs. Jesus Vs. Godzilla Who would win? My money's on Kirby. __________________ Plz visit my blog ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

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lightdarkness Summer!! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: New York Age: 35 Posts: 11,308	Moogy would win __________________

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Verruckter FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Canada, with the cool people! Posts: 2,707	Waht a gay show. Anyone of u seen Collin Mochrie vs. Jesus H. Christ? __________________ Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged Image removed for size violation.

06-15-2004, 06:07 PM	#2
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Palm Springs, California Posts: 11,711	Kirby, because he can suck Godzilla and Jesus up into his mouth, spit them out, and steal their powers.

06-15-2004, 06:09 PM	#4
Kefit FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,517	Kirby inhales Jesus and Godzilla at the same time, which gives him roulette, which lands on crash. From here he can defeat anyone. Even Mr. T.

06-15-2004, 06:24 PM	#6
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	Kirby got the power LOL RIGHT BACK AT YA LAFO

06-15-2004, 06:36 PM	#8
Kilgamayan Super Scooter Happy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Location, Location. Age: 39 Posts: 6,583	Jesus would put up a tough fight but I think Kirby would get him in the end. __________________ I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

06-15-2004, 06:43 PM	#9
Omeganitros auauauau Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hee-Haw! Age: 35 Posts: 8,897	Kirby is awesome. He's like Megaman, except Megaman has to kill guys to get their powers.

06-15-2004, 07:04 PM	#10
NeoDarkHeart FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: USA Posts: 283	kirby for teh win! __________________ Stats You were my witness, my eyes, my evidence.

06-15-2004, 07:07 PM	#11
Arch0wl Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: fb.com/a.macdonald.iv Age: 35 Posts: 6,344	Jesus. Kirby would only get a little bit of his awesome power and that's not enough. I mean hell if Jesus was a SM player he could AAA revo on FFR.

06-15-2004, 07:11 PM	#12
NeoDarkHeart FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: USA Posts: 283	no, kirby would get his ultimate power. he always does. he'd use "apocolypse" or something, or if he died, he'd use "resurrect", except he wouldnt go to heaven because he's not jesus, he'd just wake up and keep fighting. jesus would have to come back down from heaven. =P and kirby couldnt play ddr or ffr. he has no legs or fingers. jesus has an unfair advantage. __________________ Stats You were my witness, my eyes, my evidence.

06-15-2004, 07:18 PM	#14
Privateer FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 2,962	Fuckin' Godzilla would mess 'em both up. I mean COME ON. He's HUGE. Jesus is rusty and Kirby is clearly too small. __________________

06-15-2004, 07:20 PM	#15
kaykyukid FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 6	Jesus is all powerful, so therefore he could destroy kirby in a instant as well as Godzilla. Jesus would win, no contest.

06-15-2004, 07:22 PM	#16
NeoDarkHeart FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: USA Posts: 283	kirby could eat him. he'd puff up huge, but he'd sh!t him out in the form of a bigass star, gaining his strength and firebreathing... if godzilla breathes fire. but he could just suck up jesus and keep apocolypse-ing godzilla. __________________ Stats You were my witness, my eyes, my evidence.

06-15-2004, 07:23 PM	#18
Omeganitros auauauau Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Hee-Haw! Age: 35 Posts: 8,897	Jesus? Psh. Hank J. Wimbleton took him on, Kirby and Godzilla would have no problem with Jesus.

06-15-2004, 07:27 PM	#19
NeoDarkHeart FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: USA Posts: 283	rofl madness kicks ass. and yeah! that was when jesus had a sword and a legion of zombies, even. __________________ Stats You were my witness, my eyes, my evidence.

06-15-2004, 07:29 PM	#20
Privateer FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 2,962	God mode is OFF? Wow, Godzilla would majorly win. __________________

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