You cannot fail

**xealix** · 10-25-2010, 04:05 AM

If you could do anything and not fail what would you do. Saw this on my friends status on facebook, and decided to bring it here. I want people to come up with some interesting stuff.

I said get rich, and travel the world. Just because that having the money to travel and see the places I have always wanted to visit has just been a life dream

However, since I can do anything I followed with making a giant planet sized waffle space station with syrup and butter rings. NO ****ING ALMONDS! I will throw in some butter and syrup waterfalls as well for good measure.

So I want to hear some serious goals and then some fun ones.

Mulie · 10-25-2010, 04:52 AM

If failure were impossible, every effort I put into action would be fruitful... Therefore I'd do everything I would do. At first that might involve understanding everything. Most likely I would at some point redesign myself so that my ambitions are not biologically driven, to avoid an existential demise, but as for what would happen thenceforth, I don't know.

**rushyrulz** · 10-25-2010, 10:30 AM

AAA Rato.

**flashpantss** · 10-25-2010, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mulie

Therefore I'd do everything I would do

This ^^

**Emo_Saur_** · 10-25-2010, 10:58 AM

I'd get pot legalized, alcohol down to 18, then I'd get me a fine ass bitch.

Xx{Midnight}xX · 10-25-2010, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Emo_Saur_

I'd get pot legalized, alcohol down to 18, then I'd get me a fine ass bitch.

Why just one fine ass bitch?

I'd get into porn. Get me some of thoooooose fine ass bitches.

Might make them not speak though.

**Emo_Saur_** · 10-25-2010, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Xx{Midnight}xX

Why just one fine ass bitch?

I'd get into porn. Get me some of thoooooose fine ass bitches.

Might make them not speak though.

I'd get 50 then.

**xealix** · 10-25-2010, 12:17 PM

Is getting into porn that hard? I mean as long as you can find people willing to be in your films I can bet there is someone out there who would pay to watch it.

I just think 50 bitches is TOO many sandwiches.

Edit: plus I can't fail. I can just make sandwich out of thin air.

Xx{Midnight}xX · 10-25-2010, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xealix

I just think 50 bitches is TOO many sandwiches.

Bitch get back to the kitchen.

**Emo_Saur_** · 10-25-2010, 12:36 PM

50 bite sized ham sandwiches are not enough.

yelruf3 · 10-25-2010, 12:37 PM

If I couldn't fail, I'd like to make a multi-billion dollar business out of fixing computers and networking issues. I'd take that money, then proceed to travel to places like Amsterdam, Paris, Dublin, B.C. Canada, most of Japan, A lot of Italy, Berlin, and a few other places and just eat/drink beer until I couldn't move. That Amsterdam/B.C. trip would be where I came up with the everlasting blunt (can't fail!) and it would accompanying on my world-wide tour to legalize marijuana.

That, or I'd just take over the world.

scientific · 10-25-2010, 01:06 PM

world series of poker main event
bobbys room 2/4k mixed game

Prime8 · 10-25-2010, 02:51 PM

I'd continually play the lottery.

leonid · 10-25-2010, 02:54 PM

Nothing would be changed since I've never failed in my life yet anyway

Litodude · 10-25-2010, 03:00 PM

I feel like I'm stating the obvious when I label this a pointless thread.

I mean,

sports.

You'll be good at them.

YOU'LL BE GOOD AT EVERYTHING FOREVER

thread gets worse after my post ib4dl

**xealix** · 10-25-2010, 03:05 PM

Yes you would be good at everything, but that doesn't tell me what you would want to do with your life with that ability. Also I am looking for crazy and funny Ideas. I know people would say get rich, get girls, play sports, but what are your real life goals, and what are some things that are completely impossible that you would make happen?

leonid · 10-25-2010, 03:08 PM

Suppose I cannot fail.
Then, if I try to fail, I will fail, since I cannot fail to fail.
But this contradicts to the assumption that I cannot fail.
Thus, I can fail.

Sorry I just had to do this

**xealix** · 10-25-2010, 03:11 PM

That is okay, I enjoyed it. Yes, then you can fail if that is your goal, but at all other things you attempt to not fail, you will not fail.

Edit: But then again you did succeed at your attempt fail. So really would it not be true to say that you didn't fail your attempt at failure?

leonid · 10-25-2010, 03:11 PM

On topic: I'd solve every single open problem in math and computer science fields for fun, and then figure out the answer to life, universe, and everything, and commit suicide since there would be no meaning in living anymore.

Sullyman2007 · 10-25-2010, 03:15 PM

I would make fax machines completely obsolete. Also, ever person in the entire world would have mandatory reading material of their choice.

10-25-2010, 04:05 AM	#1
xealix One Among The Fence Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: iowa Age: 33 Posts: 680	You cannot fail If you could do anything and not fail what would you do. Saw this on my friends status on facebook, and decided to bring it here. I want people to come up with some interesting stuff. I said get rich, and travel the world. Just because that having the money to travel and see the places I have always wanted to visit has just been a life dream However, since I can do anything I followed with making a giant planet sized waffle space station with syrup and butter rings. NO ****ING ALMONDS! I will throw in some butter and syrup waterfalls as well for good measure. So I want to hear some serious goals and then some fun ones. __________________ I will use musical lyrics for my siggy. "In the cradle we are helpless, but on our feet we are fatal" - The Dear Hunter

10-25-2010, 04:52 AM	#2
Mulie FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Vancouver Age: 35 Posts: 190	Re: You cannot fail If failure were impossible, every effort I put into action would be fruitful... Therefore I'd do everything I would do. At first that might involve understanding everything. Most likely I would at some point redesign myself so that my ambitions are not biologically driven, to avoid an existential demise, but as for what would happen thenceforth, I don't know.

10-25-2010, 10:30 AM	#3
rushyrulz Digital Dancing! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 80 billion club, NE Age: 31 Posts: 12,981	Re: You cannot fail AAA Rato. __________________

10-25-2010, 10:58 AM	#5
Emo_Saur_ FFR Veteran Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kansas City, Missouri. Age: 31 Posts: 2,952	Re: You cannot fail I'd get pot legalized, alcohol down to 18, then I'd get me a fine ass bitch. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

10-25-2010, 12:17 PM	#8
xealix One Among The Fence Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: iowa Age: 33 Posts: 680	Re: You cannot fail Is getting into porn that hard? I mean as long as you can find people willing to be in your films I can bet there is someone out there who would pay to watch it. I just think 50 bitches is TOO many sandwiches. Edit: plus I can't fail. I can just make sandwich out of thin air. __________________ I will use musical lyrics for my siggy. "In the cradle we are helpless, but on our feet we are fatal" - The Dear Hunter Last edited by xealix; 10-25-2010 at 12:31 PM..

10-25-2010, 12:36 PM	#10
Emo_Saur_ FFR Veteran Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kansas City, Missouri. Age: 31 Posts: 2,952	Re: You cannot fail 50 bite sized ham sandwiches are not enough. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

10-25-2010, 01:06 PM	#12
scientific FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 156	Re: You cannot fail world series of poker main event bobbys room 2/4k mixed game __________________ ya

10-25-2010, 02:51 PM	#13
Prime8 Awwwwwww! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sacred Heart Age: 34 Posts: 1,581	Re: You cannot fail I'd continually play the lottery. __________________

10-25-2010, 02:54 PM	#14
leonid I am leonid Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: MOUNTAIN VIEW Age: 35 Posts: 8,080	Re: You cannot fail Nothing would be changed since I've never failed in my life yet anyway __________________ Proud member of Team No

10-25-2010, 03:05 PM	#16
xealix One Among The Fence Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: iowa Age: 33 Posts: 680	Re: You cannot fail Yes you would be good at everything, but that doesn't tell me what you would want to do with your life with that ability. Also I am looking for crazy and funny Ideas. I know people would say get rich, get girls, play sports, but what are your real life goals, and what are some things that are completely impossible that you would make happen? __________________ I will use musical lyrics for my siggy. "In the cradle we are helpless, but on our feet we are fatal" - The Dear Hunter

10-25-2010, 03:08 PM	#17
leonid I am leonid Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: MOUNTAIN VIEW Age: 35 Posts: 8,080	Re: You cannot fail Suppose I cannot fail. Then, if I try to fail, I will fail, since I cannot fail to fail. But this contradicts to the assumption that I cannot fail. Thus, I can fail. Sorry I just had to do this __________________ Proud member of Team No

10-25-2010, 03:11 PM	#18
xealix One Among The Fence Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: iowa Age: 33 Posts: 680	Re: You cannot fail That is okay, I enjoyed it. Yes, then you can fail if that is your goal, but at all other things you attempt to not fail, you will not fail. Edit: But then again you did succeed at your attempt fail. So really would it not be true to say that you didn't fail your attempt at failure? __________________ I will use musical lyrics for my siggy. "In the cradle we are helpless, but on our feet we are fatal" - The Dear Hunter

10-25-2010, 03:11 PM	#19
leonid I am leonid Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: MOUNTAIN VIEW Age: 35 Posts: 8,080	Re: You cannot fail On topic: I'd solve every single open problem in math and computer science fields for fun, and then figure out the answer to life, universe, and everything, and commit suicide since there would be no meaning in living anymore. __________________ Proud member of Team No Last edited by leonid; 10-25-2010 at 03:18 PM..

10-25-2010, 03:15 PM	#20
Sullyman2007 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Age: 33 Posts: 1,663	Re: You cannot fail I would make fax machines completely obsolete. Also, ever person in the entire world would have mandatory reading material of their choice.

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